The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything

It was an offal mess

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.

In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.

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👤︎ u/HamCCC
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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It is weird to see signs that say "In case of fire, don't use elevator". Everyone knows water is better to put on fires than an elevator.
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📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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Not bragging but I made six figures last year...

....so they named me the year's worst employee at the toy factory.

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📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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Garden Variety Pun
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📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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When a guy I know meets people, he says he likes to treat them to shark fishing on his boat...

He says he's gotten a lot of chums that way.

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📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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Channel Shark News

I wrote a little skit for my grandkids let's see how much I remember. CHUM 8 news Ted Hammerhead reporting with sky Chompter traffic report. Top story, a lone shark, who is a loan shark is alone in the dark making loans to sharks! There is a new place to gamble, the place is full of sharks who turn out to be card sharks playing card games with sharks on the cards. Imagune the dogs playing poker for this story, but it's sharks. The other reporter asks Ted Hammerhead how he did on his recent drivers test, Ted responds "nailed it". Crime scene where a clown has been killed and the Detective states, " No way a shark did this as they taste funny". On a comment about the victim. I never did the weather or figured out names for the other reporters we used to laugh and laugh at my stupid puns.

Edit: I can't spell fixed typos

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👤︎ u/Phroedrick
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Looking for shark puns! Hoping I could get some help here.
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📅︎ Jan 09 2015
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A friend of mine was eaten by a shark...

He was a good chum

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A man was attacked by a shark in the waters off Australia...

He was a good old chum, said his friend.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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What did the Hammerhead say to the Great White as they parted ways? [x-post from /r/jokes]

I guess I'll see you around chum.

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