My boyfriend's puns will be the death of me
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︎ May 29 2019
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Did you hear about the cannibal who's boyfriend went missing?
Turns out she'd dumped him.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
A Girl takes a pregnancy test, mortified, she looks her boyfriend, dead in the eyes, and says...
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What did Mariah Carey say when her boyfriend bought her an undeveloped property so they could build their dream house?
I donβt want a lot for Christmas.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I broke up with my boyfriend because I realised heβs a communist
Now that I look back, there were a lot of red flags
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︎ Oct 10 2020
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. βKobe!β I shout. βNo.β He says in a disappointed tone...
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What puns can I tell when I want to tell my friends I got a boyfriend?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
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︎ Mar 07 2020
I told my daughter when she was whining to me about her new boyfriend... βDonβt complain about the road youβre on right nowβ
Thatβs your own asphalt
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Boyfriend is sick of my shit lol
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︎ Sep 27 2020
My boyfriend told me as I walked in βhey donβt be alarmed but the toilet is smokingβ. Concerned, I walked into the bathroom and found this:
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Boyfriend and I were Boba ki-Tea and AvoCATo for Halloween!
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︎ Nov 01 2020
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend
but he kept asking her for another shot.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What does Ariana Grande say to her boyfriend when breaking up on Thanksgiving?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What did the girl mushroom say to her boyfriend?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
My boyfriend gave me a butt massage today, but only focused on one cheek...
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Why didnβt my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant
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︎ Sep 04 2020
My boyfriendβs cat, Jack, recently discovered the Amazon box lying on the floor. He jumped in and started playing in it. I guess you can say....
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Why did the Muslim girl break up with her boyfriend?
He gave her a French kiss.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
More stock photo puns from this silly siteππ Is that the girl from distracted boyfriend?
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︎ Jul 11 2020
A friend of mine just told me his boyfriend dumped him when he found out he had a Bakugo body pillow!!
"WHAT!?!?!" I cried, "THAT GUY IS UNBEWEEBABLE!!!"
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What did the authorities do when Barbie's boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What do you call the second girlfriend or boyfriend you ever had in your life?
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︎ Aug 03 2020
My boyfriend came back from his trip to Lebanon.
He told me he had a blast!
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︎ Aug 10 2020
A joke from my boyfriendβs dad
What do you call a dog in a TARDIS?
DOGtor Who
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My spy boyfriend had a punch machine accident.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
My daughter wants a boyfriend, but hasn't been asked out yet. To comfort her, I bought her a little lamb, and named it "Relation".
It's officially her first relationsheep.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Your boyfriend calls you princess but leaves you on seen. You're SEENdarella
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︎ May 24 2020
How do you tell others that your Israeli boyfriend made coffee?
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︎ May 18 2020
My boyfriend works in a bread factory. Weβre gonna be struggling forever, but at least we have carbs.
v.redd.it/xeiwkctcich41
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︎ Feb 16 2020
My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. βWe had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!β I put down my newspaper, looked at her and saidβ¦
βOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.β
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︎ Mar 10 2018
βͺA radiologist friend of mine recently broke up with her boyfriend Raymond...β¬
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Ladies, if your boyfriend asks for matador equipment for christmas...
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︎ Dec 25 2018
I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...
He replied, βthatβs why I have you listen to metal.β
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︎ Jan 24 2020
You know who makes really good boyfriends?
Prisoners. You always know where they are.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
My boyfriend infected me with a cold....
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I told my boyfriend I'd missed the bus.
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
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︎ May 23 2020
My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen: What do you call raw meat that's running late?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
The other day I went to get coffee with my boyfriend. Waiting in line, I asked him what he was getting and he said "Soy Latte"
I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"
Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...
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︎ Aug 18 2019
My boyfriend hate puns, so when he missbehaves
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︎ Jan 29 2020
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but...
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He kept asking for another shot.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
A Girl takes a Pregnancy Test, then looks her Boyfriend dead in the eyes and says:
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What are you when your boyfriend calls you his princess and leaves you on seen
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︎ May 27 2020
My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. βWe had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!β I put down my newspaper, looked at her and saidβ¦
βOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.β
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︎ Jun 05 2019
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