My boyfriend's puns will be the death of me
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︎ May 29 2019
My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend
but he kept asking her for another shot.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Apple is making new cartoon boyfriends
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︎ Mar 06 2021
My boyfriend told me he already turned the clocks forward an hour in the kitchen. I told him he is a man ahead of his time.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I told my Dad that my boyfriend has scoliosis.
He said heโs glad to know his backstory.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I used to hate my boyfriends cologne
But then it started to rub off on me
I also posted this on Jokes so don't hate me
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︎ Mar 20 2021
So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A Girl takes a pregnancy test, mortified, she looks her boyfriend, dead in the eyes, and says...
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Introducing my grandpa to my boyfriend..
Me:This is my grandpa, he use to be a boxer
Grandpa: yeah, but now I am a German Shepherd
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I broke up with my boyfriend because I realised heโs a communist
Now that I look back, there were a lot of red flags
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
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︎ Mar 07 2020
What did Mariah Carey say when her boyfriend bought her an undeveloped property so they could build their dream house?
I donโt want a lot for Christmas.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What puns can I tell when I want to tell my friends I got a boyfriend?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. โKobe!โ I shout. โNo.โ He says in a disappointed tone...
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︎ Jan 08 2021
My boyfriend told me as I walked in โhey donโt be alarmed but the toilet is smokingโ. Concerned, I walked into the bathroom and found this:
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Boyfriend is sick of my shit lol
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I told my daughter when she was whining to me about her new boyfriend... โDonโt complain about the road youโre on right nowโ
Thatโs your own asphalt
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Boyfriend and I were Boba ki-Tea and AvoCATo for Halloween!
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︎ Nov 01 2020
What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
My boyfriend gave me a butt massage today, but only focused on one cheek...
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What did the girl mushroom say to her boyfriend?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What does Ariana Grande say to her boyfriend when breaking up on Thanksgiving?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why didnโt my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant
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︎ Sep 04 2020
More stock photo puns from this silly site๐๐ Is that the girl from distracted boyfriend?
[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]
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︎ Jul 11 2020
My boyfriendโs cat, Jack, recently discovered the Amazon box lying on the floor. He jumped in and started playing in it. I guess you can say....
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What did the authorities do when Barbie's boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
A friend of mine just told me his boyfriend dumped him when he found out he had a Bakugo body pillow!!
"WHAT!?!?!" I cried, "THAT GUY IS UNBEWEEBABLE!!!"
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What do you call the second girlfriend or boyfriend you ever had in your life?
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︎ Aug 03 2020
A joke from my boyfriendโs dad
What do you call a dog in a TARDIS?
DOGtor Who
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. โWe had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!โ I put down my newspaper, looked at her and saidโฆ
โOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.โ
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︎ Mar 10 2018
My daughter wants a boyfriend, but hasn't been asked out yet. To comfort her, I bought her a little lamb, and named it "Relation".
It's officially her first relationsheep.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Your boyfriend calls you princess but leaves you on seen. You're SEENdarella
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︎ May 24 2020
My boyfriend works in a bread factory. Weโre gonna be struggling forever, but at least we have carbs.
v.redd.it/xeiwkctcich41
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︎ Feb 16 2020
How do you tell others that your Israeli boyfriend made coffee?
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︎ May 18 2020
Ladies, if your boyfriend asks for matador equipment for christmas...
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︎ Dec 25 2018
I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...
He replied, โthatโs why I have you listen to metal.โ
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︎ Jan 24 2020
My boyfriend infected me with a cold....
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︎ Jan 29 2020
โชA radiologist friend of mine recently broke up with her boyfriend Raymond...โฌ
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but...
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He kept asking for another shot.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend
but he kept asking her for another shot.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
A Girl takes a Pregnancy Test, then looks her Boyfriend dead in the eyes and says:
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What are you when your boyfriend calls you his princess and leaves you on seen
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︎ May 27 2020
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