Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
I call him Dr. Awkward
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
I said "Go on then!!"
Now I'm doing 12 years for a crime I didn't commit.
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
I said y not?
It means a lot to them.
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
They're terms of endeerment.
I won.
Now he's just Dav.
He really gets a kick out of it.
Theres this Jewish man who has a son who leaves home and decides to convert to Christianity. He confides in his friend who goes “dude you’re not gonna believe this, my son did the same thing he left home, came back and was all of a sudden Christian.” They decided this problem was getting out of hand so they go see their Rabbi and ask him what to do. The Rabbi goes “you’re not gonna believe this my son also left home and converted to Christianity. This is getting out of hand we have to talk to God”. So they go to God and tell him their stories about how Christianity is running rampant through their community and ask for his guidance. God says “Guys you’re not gonna believe this.”
Jack and the beans talk!
He's a Singer songwriter. Or sew it seams.
and I said who’s Ladesh?
It’s like I’d never met herbivore
Poe a tree!
He's working his way to the top...
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
He has selfie steam issues.
Apparently now it’s dull and pointless
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
I know he means well.
I told him, “No it doesn’t!”
well, he didn't let that opportunity go to waste
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
He's finally shown me his true colours.
It means alot to them ;)
It means a lot to them.
But he didn't get it
Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.
"I'll bray for you"
She thinks that I'm a keeper.
I haven’t reddit yet
Everyone enjoyed the tea that he brew
I told him it’s probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.
He’s currently in I-C-U
The first guy says, “I like to say ‘mucho’ to my Spanish friends as much as I can.” The second guy asks, “Why would you say that?” The first guy replies, “ Because I know it means a lot to them.”
I said y not?
I said "Y Not?"
Because it means a lot to them.
