A weeb wacker
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? He must be plotting something.
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.
Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
"I put the 'escargot' in 'presh-escargot'."
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Because they cantaloupe.
Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, oh wherefore r•τ Romeo?
He started to count, but soon fell asleep.
Wa Wa Wasputin
I'm going to kale you.
You will Romaine in my heart forever ❤️
I said no, it's a mandate
He won the gelotto.
The walking dad
(I would apologize, but this is /dadjokes)
(X-posted to jokes.)
I want hue.
He was charged with man slaughter.
I've got the magic in me
I’ve got a date
What dessert never ends? Apple Pi
I know this for a fact, because she always used to call me her 60 second lover.
Because they cantaloupe
...but I've never given a flying fuck.
You can never put too much stock in them.
It's a gateway wine
Because they thought it was for cat-holics.