What is a cat lover's favourite tree?

A juni-purr.

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π€︎ u/DENelson83
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What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?

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π€︎ u/SquigglesMcJiggly
π︎ May 04 2020
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What do German meat lovers breathe?

Hamburg-air

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π€︎ u/Lovethedarknet
π︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call an assassin that only kills anime lovers?

A weeb wacker

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π€︎ u/Theunkillable
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For math lovers and others to
1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasnβt greater than or less than anyone else.

8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

9. What do you call a number that canβt stay in one place? A Roaminβ numeral.

10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

12. Iβll do algebra, Iβll do trig. Iβll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

13. Why sho

... keep reading on reddit β‘

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π€︎ u/InvestWithArihant
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Said by a snail loverβ¦

"I put the 'escargot' in 'presh-escargot'."

('Precious cargo')

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π€︎ u/DENelson83
π︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?

he had ... a reptile dysfunction

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π€︎ u/Terrapinyata86
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Why were the melon lovers sad?

Because they cantaloupe.

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π€︎ u/geewizzliz
π︎ May 30 2020
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What did the pedantic mathematician say to her lover?

Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, oh wherefore rβ’Ο Romeo?

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π€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
π︎ Jul 06 2020
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When buying an exotic flower for your lover there are two choices. Use contraceptionβ¦

Orchid

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π€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
π︎ May 10 2020
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He started to count, but soon fell asleep.

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π€︎ u/dmatlack1023
π︎ Feb 27 2020
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What do you call two female lovers spying on the government.

Lesbionage

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π€︎ u/Omicra98
π︎ Aug 15 2019
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What do you get when you cross the lover of the Russian queen and a flying insect?

Wa Wa Wasputin

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π€︎ u/HeyArnoldPalmer2
π︎ Mar 27 2020
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Thatβs a farfalle for us pasta lovers...
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π€︎ u/fatherfinger420
π︎ Dec 14 2019
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What did the vegan say to the meat lover before killing him?

I'm going to kale you.

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π€︎ u/dubsword
π︎ Jan 02 2020
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What do you call it when your wife leaves you for a past lover?

A predickament.

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π€︎ u/Hornfromthe80s
π︎ Mar 11 2020
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What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?

You will Romaine in my heart forever β€οΈ

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π€︎ u/SamWize-Ganji
π︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call a religious cat-lover?
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For the Justin Timberlake lovers out there

https://preview.redd.it/o0jqynhnyqh31.jpg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deddb5dd10645cc90b165754de79ab61a4a2928a

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π€︎ u/kbalint92
π︎ Aug 21 2019
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My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.

I said no, it's a mandate

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Not a pizza lover...
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What's a dubstep lover's favorite sport?

Bass-ball.

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π€︎ u/NuramiTheCanine
π︎ Jun 01 2019
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Did you hear about the wealthy ice cream lover?

He won the gelotto.

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π€︎ u/CMoy1980
π︎ Sep 07 2019
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Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?

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π€︎ u/sebicoroian
π︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a sandwich lover in the military?

A Sub-Marine!

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π€︎ u/Dabber_Danny
π︎ Aug 11 2019
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Merry Christmas, you dirty pun lovers! imgur.com/7rkwn2j
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Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC]

The taberNaCl.

(I would apologize, but this is /dadjokes)

(X-posted to jokes.)

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π€︎ u/Qdiggles
π︎ Aug 15 2015
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A new cereal is coming out for the lovers of fermented beverages.

BEERIOS!

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π€︎ u/slowshot
π︎ Apr 26 2019
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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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π€︎ u/mc1nc4
π︎ Sep 11 2016
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A friend of mine whoβs works as a butcher, killed his wifeβs secret lover.

He was charged with man slaughter.

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π€︎ u/cjjsteen3
π︎ May 17 2019
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What do magicians lovers say during intercourse?

I've got the magic in me

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π€︎ u/mounis11
π︎ Mar 22 2019
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For the nature lovers. I hunt because... (x-post /r/shrooms) amazon.com/dp/B078MW3VPF/
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π€︎ u/PoesKat
π︎ Dec 31 2017
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What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?

Iβve got a date

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π€︎ u/benharlow77
π︎ Dec 17 2018
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If you give a former lover two mints do you like...

...experiments?

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Tasty treat for math lovers

What dessert never ends? Apple Pi

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π€︎ u/HerChewieBear
π︎ Jan 16 2018
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I used to have this girlfriend that was really "loose". I'm pretty sure she had 61 lovers before me.

I know this for a fact, because she always used to call me her 60 second lover.

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π€︎ u/UriahPeabody
π︎ Sep 14 2018
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Why are melons sometimes hopeless lovers

Because they cantaloupe

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π€︎ u/mdmcstuffins
π︎ May 05 2018
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Some say you have to join the mile-high club to be considered a good lover...

...but I've never given a flying fuck.

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π€︎ u/mountainmountain
π︎ Jan 10 2018
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Soup lovers are all liars

You can never put too much stock in them.

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π€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
π︎ Feb 24 2018
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It's a gateway wine

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π€︎ u/caposkni
π︎ Mar 05 2018
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Horse lovers

are stable people.

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π€︎ u/zacharygreeenman
π︎ Sep 12 2016
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A cat lover who has no relation to religion walks into a church...

Because they thought it was for cat-holics.

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π€︎ u/YoshiFan999
π︎ Dec 30 2017
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if you got a couch with your gay lover

would it be a homosectional

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π€︎ u/alycat0602
π︎ May 27 2017
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