What is a cat lover's favourite tree?

A juni-purr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
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What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?

A bae-blade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquigglesMcJiggly
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What do German meat lovers breathe?

Hamburg-air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovethedarknet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call an assassin that only kills anime lovers?

A weeb wacker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
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For math lovers and others to
  1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.

  2. Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.

  3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!

  4. Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.

  5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.

  6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.

  7. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

  8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple

  9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.

  10. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

  11. What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.

  12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!

  13. Why sho

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InvestWithArihant
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Said by a snail lover…

"I put the 'escargot' in 'presh-escargot'."

('Precious cargo')

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?

he had ... a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrapinyata86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Why were the melon lovers sad?

Because they cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geewizzliz
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What did the pedantic mathematician say to her lover?

Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, oh wherefore rβ€’Ο„ Romeo?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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When buying an exotic flower for your lover there are two choices. Use contraception…

Orchid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I asked my Scottish friend how many lovers he's had.

He started to count, but soon fell asleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmatlack1023
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What do you call two female lovers spying on the government.

Lesbionage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omicra98
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What do you get when you cross the lover of the Russian queen and a flying insect?

Wa Wa Wasputin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyArnoldPalmer2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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That’s a farfalle for us pasta lovers...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherfinger420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What did the vegan say to the meat lover before killing him?

I'm going to kale you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubsword
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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What do you call it when your wife leaves you for a past lover?

A predickament.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hornfromthe80s
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?

You will Romaine in my heart forever ❀️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamWize-Ganji
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call a religious cat-lover?
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For the Justin Timberlake lovers out there

https://preview.redd.it/o0jqynhnyqh31.jpg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deddb5dd10645cc90b165754de79ab61a4a2928a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbalint92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.

I said no, it's a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hunnythebadger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Not a pizza lover...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackEyedBroad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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What's a dubstep lover's favorite sport?

Bass-ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuramiTheCanine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Did you hear about the wealthy ice cream lover?

He won the gelotto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?

The walking dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebicoroian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a sandwich lover in the military?

A Sub-Marine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dabber_Danny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Merry Christmas, you dirty pun lovers! imgur.com/7rkwn2j
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Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC]

The taberNaCl.

(I would apologize, but this is /dadjokes)

(X-posted to jokes.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qdiggles
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A new cereal is coming out for the lovers of fermented beverages.

BEERIOS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc1nc4
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A friend of mine who’s works as a butcher, killed his wife’s secret lover.

He was charged with man slaughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjjsteen3
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What do magicians lovers say during intercourse?

I've got the magic in me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mounis11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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For the nature lovers. I hunt because... (x-post /r/shrooms) amazon.com/dp/B078MW3VPF/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoesKat
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What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?

I’ve got a date

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benharlow77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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If you give a former lover two mints do you like...

...experiments?

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Tasty treat for math lovers

What dessert never ends? Apple Pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerChewieBear
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I used to have this girlfriend that was really "loose". I'm pretty sure she had 61 lovers before me.

I know this for a fact, because she always used to call me her 60 second lover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Why are melons sometimes hopeless lovers

Because they cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdmcstuffins
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Some say you have to join the mile-high club to be considered a good lover...

...but I've never given a flying fuck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mountainmountain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Soup lovers are all liars

You can never put too much stock in them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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All wine lovers start with drinking port wine!

It's a gateway wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caposkni
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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Horse lovers

are stable people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zacharygreeenman
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A cat lover who has no relation to religion walks into a church...

Because they thought it was for cat-holics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoshiFan999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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if you got a couch with your gay lover

would it be a homosectional

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