I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...

It was stolen from right under my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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We get to foster a shelter dog for a while to fill the place of our beloved late dog.

We'll just call it a subwoofer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_hardeeharhar_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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After hours of searching, I’m happy to say I tracked down my brides beloved pet dolphin...

Finally, I found my wife’s porpoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/campanaconqueso
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."

The priest then turned to her.

"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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With Father’s Day right around the corner I wanted to share with you my beloved dad’s last words:

Ah! A truck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkibizness
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I hear China is reviving old fashions featuring beloved animals.

But I don't think I will be able to afford a pair of pandaloons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geldonyetich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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E-mail I just received from my dad: Rare photo of Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seewhatyadidthere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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How to embarrass your kid

https://clips.twitch.tv/BelovedTriangularFalconStrawBeary

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Dad Joke From One Dad To Another

I'm a dad, and I told my dad this, so I think it counts. It got a lot of groans, so I think it's great, if a bit long.


I once lived near a small, simple town where there lived named Hugh.

Hugh was a very smart man stricken with a series of personal tragedies earlier in his life. As a result, he moved to this small town and took a job in his local florist shop, relaxing the days away arranging flowers and trying not to think of times past. Hugh grew to love working there.

One day, a disaster struck the town. A small, single engine airplane crashed a block from Hugh's shop, killing those on the plane and setting fire to several buildings, both occupied and empty.

The impact ruptured a gas line, which ultimately exploded, creating a shock wave that caused part of the building next to the florist shop to collapse and trap several of Hugh's customers and co-workers inside. The situation was desperate, as the shop would be burned to the ground at any moment.

Acting quickly, Hugh located the gas main, shutting it down. Next, Hugh noticed a water storage tank nearby, and opened a release valve that suffocated the fire before it reached his beloved shop.

With the fire out, and the florist shop saved along with those trapped inside, Hugh was a hero. The town presented him with a plaque in honor of his courageous deeds. On this plaque was a detailed etching of a bear, and Hugh was touched because he loved bears. But it was the words etched beneath that truly touched him.

"Only Hugh could prevent florist fires."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Primatebuddy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2015
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While watching "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" last night

My wife mentioned that she was surprised Scarlett Johansson had such a big roll in the movie.

I responded, "Yeah I know, I thought she was more of a biscuit person..."

I got the beloved groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/passionbucket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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