Need some help, I want to give my geography teacher a leaving present and she's always loved puns. Can you guys come up with any geography themed puns? There are no good ones elsewhere..
Preferably something physical related, not so much to do with place names or anything like that, but if they're funny enough and not to niche I don't see why not! Thanks I really appreciate it! ^you ^guys ^are ^the ^best
A very patriotic friend who I thought loved everything American just told me he preferred Eurpoean spellings
He's finally shown me his true colours.
My dad always said I loved alphabet soup growing up.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
Investment bankers have always loved ramen restaurants
..turns out it's because of all the stock options.
The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
What do mechanical engineers gift their loved ones?
My son told me he loved my cooking very much.
I asked if he'd vote for me if I ran for gour-mayor of our town.
The new funeral home in town will not let me view my loved ones before their burial, sadly.
I know this is an old one, but my dad got me with this when I was a kid and I just used it on my son (he loved it): Why do they put walls around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
Broke up with my girlfriend after telling her I loved her.
She told me she loves U2, I just can't be with someone with a bad taste in music.
A man who loved to catch butterflies married the woman of his dreams:
You know son, I've always loved tanks...
They are very a-track-tive
It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.
I always loved The Rolling Stones
I broke up with a woman who loved her job at the suitcase factory.
I didn't want her emotional baggage.
Did I steal this from someone? I'm getting old...
It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
Your golden skin. The way you smelled like heaven. The way you felt in my hands. The way the sun glistened on you. How everyone loved you. You were never expensive on a date. You looked good with anything on. I will miss you pizza slice that fell into the sand
My dad never loved me as a child..
In fairness, I wasn’t born until he was an adult
Facebook loved this one by MC-Dino, he hopes Reddit does same...
I loved first grade...
Best three years of my life.
Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...
But it was for the grater good
My dad loved to recount his adventures...
One time he told me how he hiked in the mountains, sat on a rock, and wondered all night where the sun had gone...
...and then it dawned on him.
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
I’m the most loved magician at the chocolate factory.
I always have a couple of Twix up my sleeves
Scientists recently uncovered evidence of a dinosaur that loved to lift weights.
They've decided to call it hella sore.
I've Always Loved The Tooth Ferry
Have you or a loved one had to wear glasses and a mask
You may be entitled to condensation
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
Someone once told me they loved absolutely all kinds of bedding.
It was a real blanket statement.
A man is explaining to his coworker that he never realized how much his wife loved him until he was home sick from work the previous day
“Really?” the coworker asks. “What showed you she really loved you?”
“She was just really excited to have me around,” the man replied. “Like when the mailman and FedEx guy came to the door she shouted excitedly, ‘My husband is home! My husband is home!’”
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering
Polygon but not forgotten.
My mom's personalized number plate says "IS♥️ED" and we always believed that it was short for "Is Loved." But then my dad had to ruin it for us all when he said it meant:
Before quarantine my father loved to tell jokes related to the context, he said police jokes to policemen, bar jokes in bars, dad jokes to other dads etc... And he misses it
Now it's only inside jokes
Why was JFK so loved as a president?
Because he was open minded
Why are poets widely appreciated and loved?
Because they’re a-muse-ing
The Hip peas loved this stuff.
I ran into actor Matt Damon and told him I loved his recent spy thriller film. He got real mad and said:
I wasn’t Bourne yesterday, you know.
I really loved my Aunt Endre, so I decided to clone her.
That way I would have double Aunt Endres.
Benjamin Orr from The Cars loved to bake bread.
Every time her looked down at the dough, he thought “I guess you’re just what I kneaded”
Would you take your loved one for treatment hear?
My mother likes to tell people when I was little that I told her I loved her alphabet soup.
I didn’t, she just likes putting words in my mouth.
Protect your family and loved ones from the Coronavirus.
Why didn't Cleopatra confess that she loved Julius Caesar?
Because she lived in the Nile
The lumberjack loved his computer so much.
He especially liked logging in.
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