Friendship Puns

He was always getting hung up on little things, and telling me that our days were numbered. I've turned the page.

I hear he's dating someone now though.

And a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

A palacy!

You know what they say, good fences make good neighbors.

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

He kept asking for my seed

"B-1."

So I went running today and got home exhausted and messaged a good friend of mine:

http://imgur.com/wQwfIbP

We were talking about what we wanted to do as youngsters when we got older.

My friend: "When I was younger, I wanted to be a gun."

Me: "Well apparently it's not a very stable job being a gun. A lot of people get fired."

The groans were incredible.

>Driving past a fancy looking building under construction.

Friend: What is that?

Me: ...looks like a building...

And that's how I got thrown out of a moving vehicle.

A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

Ra ra ra ah ah.

“Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)

A bad romance starts with rah rah ah ah ah ro mah ro mah ro mah mah ga ga oh la la.

Got the joke from r/memes