A good romance starts with a good friendship

And a bad romance starts with β€œra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charley_Benson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Interplanetary romance

If she doesn't like Star Wars puns, you're looking for love in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Hugh Grant stars in political romance coming 12th Dec imgur.com/fJOmd5g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisualShock1991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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A bad romance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazzy_Games
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Fruit romance

Honey dew you love me?

I love you berry much

I think we are a good pear.

Ohh berry sweet! Grape puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daunfifi123c456b
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Life Hack: If you play My Chemical Romance loud enough in your yard...

your grass will cut itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hann1980
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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I'm reading a romance book in Braille.

I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unipanther
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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What is Jean-Luc Picard's idea of romance?

He points at you, and says "Engage".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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When My Chemical Romance broke up, did they change their name to My Elemental Romamce?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssassinJ2
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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When dad starts a conversation about romance.

Dad: You know son a good romance would be when you guys would have this kind of powerful attraction with each other.

Me: Then how do you know if it's a bad?

Dad: Bad romance starts with RAH RAH RAH AH AH RO MAH ROMAH MAH

Me:

Dad:

Lady Gaga:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAEInferno
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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Their romance started by candlelight.

But it only lasted a wick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdoDeLether
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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Conflict of Interest: Romance vs. A Perfectly Executed Dad Joke

So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."

To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."

Think he'll still date me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctrembs03
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2014
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Good romance starts with good friendship

A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolwhaat123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Forrest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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If a good romance starts with a good friendship, what does a bad romance start with?

Ra ra ra ah ah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Good romance starts with a good friendship. Bad romance on the other hand starts with

β€œRa Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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