Note: do not classify this as a ship! I have no interest in shipping Madison with characters whatsoever! She is classified as an Asexual!

This duo is something special to me because it reminds me of me and my best friend, Duncan. He knows I have a special attachment to N, so instead of doing the ol' romantic RP, we like to do wholesome rps of N and Madison doing stuff together as unlikely friends. Him guiding her through life and learning about it is a big part and it makes me happy.

It also reminds me of Monsters inc. A movie I grew up with and the friendship between Sully and Boo is the level of cuteness we don't need but deserve.

If anyone didn't see the last post here, Madison Pollum is an autistic 12-year-old foster child, raised in Johto, who's seeking to learn about every aspect of Pokemon and become a Pokemon professor in her future. She's 4'5", weighs 78 Ib, and has a good-willed, kind, but cowardly, and moody mindset. She's still childlike like any of the kids her age, just a little mature, that's all.

Here's a picture of her for reference (drawn by me on ibispaint):

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/863944608891666442/869170008079626310/Untitled3_20210726034047.png

If your don't know what to draw with them together, I'm humble to give you some drawing prompts to help you out:

-interacting with one or more friendly wild Pokemon -chatting happily while sitting on a bench/having a walk -Madison sharing her notes with N (can be any Pokemon of your decision) -Maddie meeting Reshiram/Zekrom or her and N riding Reshiram/Zekrom -riding the Ferris wheel together just to check out the view -one consoling/comforting the other -watching their Pokemon interact with eachother (Madison has an overprotective Liepard and a clueless Trapinch) -sitting/walking around in relaxing/soothing areas

(You are free to draw more than one drawing here. But if you just wanna draw one, that's okay too)

Happy drawing! <3

I see hints on reddit that this does in fact exist and I honestly could not think of something more awesome than a girlfriend who would challenge me to a pokemon battle, or breed a shiny for my birthday. None of my past relationships have been like that at all, optimally they would playfully tolerate my desire to be the very best... like no one ever was. Not to be misconstrued as desperate, but how many female trainers are even out there? I suspect a large portion of the "females" on Wonder Trade and Battle Spot are actually dudes playing the girl character.

Thanks! :D

So, TL;DR of the previous recap:

• In the Twitch Plays Pokemon universe, a million Mankeys on typewriters, collectively known as the Voices, are controlling player characters, called Hosts, to train Pokemon, save the world, build and destroy fossil religions, and basically turn things Up+Start+Down.
• Lord Bill MacKenzie is an Evil Overlord, a Well-Intentioned Extremist, and an Accursed Nuisance. He thinks that the Voices are going to ruin everything, so in his attempts to stop them, he ruins everything.
• The Voices get sick of taking this B+A+Start's bullcrap and decide to Kill Bill.
• Bill, not wanting to be killed but realizing the inevitability of it, creates an AI facsimile of himself, Lord_Bill.exe, and puts it online.
• Things get meta when one of the Voices (me) tries to download Pokemon Fusion Generation, a game in which Bill is a major character, and gets a computer crash due to the battery running dry. For all intents and purposes, Lord_Bill.exe is officially infecting my laptop.
• His next stop? Reddit.

So I have suddenly have this RP character, Lord_Bill.exe, that in my headcanon has infected my laptop and is trying to get out of it so it can do... whatever its purpose is as Lord Bill's successor.

However, the nature of the crash has left Bill.exe incomplete -- it's only got eighty-four percent of itself functioning, and its text-to-speech functions have resulted in it Talking Like This All The Time, Which Is Obnoxious.

Like its programmer and namesake, Bill.exe is not completely amoral, but is close enough. It gets upset when Bill's daughter Alice is threatened in a Hunger-Games-style fanfic based on a popularity contest, and when Alice loses, it threatens to nuke half the subreddit for voting against her. Clearly the safest thing to do with a virus like this is to quarantine it in my laptop, which is exactly what I do.

But Bill.exe doesn't like that. As a pre-programmed AI, it doesn't really understand what it's doing wrong. All it's trying to do is follow its creator's orders, correct? Then why is it being punished?

One night on TPP Flockdraw, Bill.exe and another Reddit user named /u/Sam-0 get on so Bill.exe can post a message to the Voices announcing his plight. He doesn't want to be Bill.exe anymore. He doesn't want to

Hi! I'm Mary :) I like writing short stories and taking pictures of my cat. My favorite bands are Placebo and MCR. I like anime, 80s horror movies, Pokémon games and Stephen King books 💖. I'm also not really good at makeup but god know i love makeup drama.

I don't have a type of woman as far as looks go. It's never something i've personally cared about. I want to be connected with someone. If we end up becoming good friends, i'm just as happy. But i'd love to meet a potential female partner. We don't need to have to same the exact same taste. I like when someone knows about music/movies/books that i don't know about and they like it and want to recommend it to me. I'm pretty open minded about most things. If you make me feel nice that's enough for me.

For me it's:

Bayonetta-trans woman (I don't know why)

Pokemon Protagonists that show romantic interest in the player character (eg Lillie, Shauna, Hau)-pansexual

Donkey Kong-asexual

Morag (from Xenoblade Chronicles 2)- biromantic asexual

I guess the concept didn't work

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Hello, it's me. You may remember me from such great hits as buying things after being sedated from having my wisdom teeth out. I am back again for your in flight entertainment for day 690 of these uNpReCeDeNtEd tImEs.

##The Basics

>Age: late 20s mid 20s, because I refuse to age until I'm given the 2 birthdays in lockdown back
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>Gender Identity: female lady person
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>Location: Big Canadian City
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>Occupation & Industry: Corporate Monkey (non flying)
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>Individual Income: Definitely more than 10$ but a lot less than JB (Jeff Bezos)
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>Household Income: Honestly not an overwhelming amount

##The Reps

>When did you join RepLadies?

Probably late 2019, early 2020

>How did you find RepLadies?

I'm a simple gal. I see a sub in my recommended, I click it.

>Were you familiar with reps before RL? Did you have a positive, neutral or negative view on reps beforehand?

Long ago, in like the early 2000s, one of my best pals went to a dance competition in New York. She came back with the most horrendously pink fake Chanel bag and sunnies from Locke St. We spent the better part of our sophomore year in high school cramming the thing with snacks to hide in class or movie theatres. Gave me great memories, so I would say pretty positive. That's when I discovered you could essentially cheat the system and carry the label but spend none of the money.

>How many reps do you own? What categories do you typically buy?

40-50. Only about 12 of those are handbags or wallets. Majority lies in clothing, shoes and jewelry.

>Family photo time: share which reps are in your collection!

Please sirs, madams, and theydies, excuse the pictures. I am but a poor boy, I need no sympathy. But I moved in November, have a child and struggled to round up all my things in an aesthetic manner. I also think I’m missing a few things like sunglasses, rings and non branded skirts, but as mentioned, I moved recently and it’s winter here (-20… send help) so they’re most likely still packed away.

I’ve separated things into categories for my own sanity: bags, jewelry, shoes, and clothing

>**About

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Around 2 weeks ago, I posted a survey here, that got overall 3,529 responses. These are the results of the data

Let me just preface this by saying that this is by no means scientific research. This is a survey conducted by a person who has never done a survey before, and has no idea what she's doing. Also the only place I posted this was r/MtF, meaning that these results are from only this subreddit, and not transfems in general.

Let's start with the top 10 names

(Out of 2896 responses)

1. Emily, 54 or around 1.9% were named Emily

2. Sarah, 45 or around 1.6% were named Sarah/Sara

3. Luna, 40 or around 1.4% were named Luna

4. Alice, 36 or around 1.2% were named Alice

5. Lily, 34 or around 1.1% were named Lily/Lilly

6. Evelyn, 29 or around 1.0% were named Evelyn/Evelynn

7. Ellie, 26 or around 0.9% were named Ellie

8. Chloe, 25 or around 0.9% were named Chloe

9. Zoe, 25 or around 0.9% were named Zoe/Zoey

10. Emma, 23 or around 0.8% were named Emma

11. Sophie (ik i said top 10 but sophie is a good artist lol), 22 or around 0.8% were named Sophie

Around 11.7% of reddit transfems have a name that is in the top 10 most common transfem names. It seems a lot of us are quite unoriginal. (myself included lol) this would be endorsed by the fact that there are subreddits for some of the names:

r/lilyistrans

r/transgirlsnamedellie

r/transfemmesnamedluna

Just a interesting fact about the name Luna, based on the statistics and data from the survey: Out of the responses, 17 or roughly 0.59% of transfems named Luna were from North America. This subreddit has 134k members, meaning that roughly 790 Lunas (0.59% of 134k) from North America are on this subreddit. According to the US Census Bureau, there are 3,352 Lunas in the United States. If we assume that the Luna to population ratio is the same in all other countries of North America, there are around 6,000 Lunas in North America. That would mean that 13% of North America's Lunas are on this subreddit.

Age, romantic and sexual orientations, pronouns and hobbies

Here is an imgur post with charts for age, romantic and sexual orientations, pronouns and hobbies.

The top games, anime, movie, series, book and artist/band

Top 10 artists/bands (out of 2615 responses):

1. Taylor Swift (39)

2. Queen (35)

3. Sabaton (31)

4. Pink Floyd (28)

5. Radiohead (27)

6. Daft Punk (24)

7. Linkin Park (24)

8. Cavetown (23)

9. Gorillaz (20)

10. Porter Robins

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.