But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab
His beak can hold more than his bellycan.
But the sight of your daughter stealing the last piece of chicken is truly breast taking.
I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle
Tree: Yes. Yes I wood. Thanks Boulder, you rock.
It went back four seconds!
Im not feeling to good. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.
Eh? Eh??
Yeah you're laughing..
I’ll never forget it. A great mussel memory.
...and soon grew and sold thousands to florists around the world. He called the flowers Nomasia, both singular and plural. Soon, almost every field and house had Nomasia.
One day a man was found dead with Nomasia in his hand and a joke written on his shirt. A detective arrived at the scene and instantly saw the pun on the dead man's clothes. "What's that?" he asked an officer nearby. The officer answered, "Oh, that's just a pair o' Nomasia."
They have studied a broad.
40 all together."
Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember
The tur key.
They should call it, Studio Nibli.
An older man and older woman were walking past the art department at my school. They talked about art for a bit, then the woman nudged the man and said "I bet you have an artistic side."
He said "yeah, I can draw flies."
And he waits. They walk a few more paces. "I don't shower very often."
Heard this great one from George Bailey.
http://imgur.com/hoSNp3t
Coworker: "oh no, my elbow is numb!"
Boss: "well what about your skull, is your skull still numb?"
Coworker: "My skull? No?"
Boss: "It's not? Because someone around here told me you were a numbskull!"
He proceeded to giggle as he walked away.
