What a wonderful phrase
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pj566
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Dad jokes are wonderful and here's why:

Why.

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a wonderful wordplay
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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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Tree: Hey, Boulder, what do you think I should be when I grow up? Boulder: You would make a wonderful bedroom furniture set.

Tree: Yes. Yes I wood. Thanks Boulder, you rock.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/baconaboot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I made a wonderful meal last night, even the clock loved it!

It went back four seconds!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/runew0lf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Wonderful
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/karateema
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I made a meme for all yew wonderful people
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pikerpoler
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son: dad, what's the secret to you and mom being happy? dad:we go out to a romantic dinner at least once a week. son:that's wonderful where do you go? dad:I like italian...I don't know where your mother goes.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bhcicecream
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I making a game full of terrible, wonderful, puns. What do you guys think?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JephriB
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Pawsitively wonderful
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gabsofgush620
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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May 2019 be wonderful for you. And the other eleven months also
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Itโ€™s the most wonderful thyme of the year!
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That pun is wonderful
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/not_called_bob
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I still remember fondly the first time my Dad took me to a wonderful seafood restaurant.

Iโ€™ll never forget it. A great mussel memory.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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A truck driver at my work told me this wonderful gem

Im not feeling to good. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.

Eh? Eh??

Yeah you're laughing..

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Do you know why international artists can create wonderful nude depictions?

They have studied a broad.

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So a man discovered a new species of flower that smelled wonderful...

...and soon grew and sold thousands to florists around the world. He called the flowers Nomasia, both singular and plural. Soon, almost every field and house had Nomasia.

One day a man was found dead with Nomasia in his hand and a joke written on his shirt. A detective arrived at the scene and instantly saw the pun on the dead man's clothes. "What's that?" he asked an officer nearby. The officer answered, "Oh, that's just a pair o' Nomasia."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sp0yl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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What a wonderful phrase! imgur.com/2CTuJct
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheCatfaceMeowmers
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When people ask my dad how long he's been married he tells them "5 wonderful years!

40 all together."

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What is the key thing to ensure a wonderful, memorable Thanksgiving?

The tur key.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/janus10
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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I just watched this wonderful and touching movie about a chef in Northern China.

Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember

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Simply, having, a wonderful Christmas.... imgur.com/xQ8WixJ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/inspiringlondon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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x-post from funny: Misspell 'dual monitors' prompts wonderful dad-jokes
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There should be a Japanese restaurant that sells weird, but wonderful foods...

They should call it, Studio Nibli.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quillo_Manar
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Overheard this wonderful conversation

An older man and older woman were walking past the art department at my school. They talked about art for a bit, then the woman nudged the man and said "I bet you have an artistic side."

He said "yeah, I can draw flies."

And he waits. They walk a few more paces. "I don't shower very often."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IcedBanana
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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It's a Wonderful Dad Joke

Heard this great one from George Bailey.

http://imgur.com/hoSNp3t

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NikkoE82
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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My boss threw this dadjoke at us yesterday. It was wonderful.

Coworker: "oh no, my elbow is numb!"

Boss: "well what about your skull, is your skull still numb?"

Coworker: "My skull? No?"

Boss: "It's not? Because someone around here told me you were a numbskull!"

He proceeded to giggle as he walked away.

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