I making a game full of terrible, wonderful, puns. What do you guys think?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JephriB
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It's the most wonderful thyme of the year...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PandaWalkWithMe
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My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Picker-Rick
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I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with

But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coloredboyadvance
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A wonderful bird, the pelican.

His beak can hold more than his bellycan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kinotico
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2020
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What a wonderful audience
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tarlungs110466
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Dad jokes are wonderful and here's why:

Why.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/212Funny
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a wonderful wordplay
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ignisxicor
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What a wonderful phrase
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pj566
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There are many wonderful moments and beautiful sights when raising a child.

But the sight of your daughter stealing the last piece of chicken is truly breast taking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calthropstu
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Wonderful
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karateema
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2018
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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2020
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Tree: Hey, Boulder, what do you think I should be when I grow up? Boulder: You would make a wonderful bedroom furniture set.

Tree: Yes. Yes I wood. Thanks Boulder, you rock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/baconaboot
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I made a meme for all yew wonderful people
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pikerpoler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2019
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I made a wonderful meal last night, even the clock loved it!

It went back four seconds!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2019
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son: dad, what's the secret to you and mom being happy? dad:we go out to a romantic dinner at least once a week. son:that's wonderful where do you go? dad:I like italian...I don't know where your mother goes.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bhcicecream
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It’s the most wonderful thyme of the year!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RegularGuyWithABeard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2017
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Pawsitively wonderful
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gabsofgush620
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2019
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May 2019 be wonderful for you. And the other eleven months also
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2019
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That pun is wonderful
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_called_bob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2018
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A truck driver at my work told me this wonderful gem

Im not feeling to good. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I can't stop tripping.

Eh? Eh??

Yeah you're laughing..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shinateku
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2016
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What a wonderful phrase! imgur.com/2CTuJct
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheCatfaceMeowmers
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So a man discovered a new species of flower that smelled wonderful...

...and soon grew and sold thousands to florists around the world. He called the flowers Nomasia, both singular and plural. Soon, almost every field and house had Nomasia.

One day a man was found dead with Nomasia in his hand and a joke written on his shirt. A detective arrived at the scene and instantly saw the pun on the dead man's clothes. "What's that?" he asked an officer nearby. The officer answered, "Oh, that's just a pair o' Nomasia."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sp0yl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2016
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I still remember fondly the first time my Dad took me to a wonderful seafood restaurant.

I’ll never forget it. A great mussel memory.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2018
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Do you know why international artists can create wonderful nude depictions?

They have studied a broad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coconut_Biscuits
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29 2018
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When people ask my dad how long he's been married he tells them "5 wonderful years!

40 all together."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/leopor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2016
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I just watched this wonderful and touching movie about a chef in Northern China.

Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notable_gallimaufry
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What is the key thing to ensure a wonderful, memorable Thanksgiving?

The tur key.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/janus10
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Simply, having, a wonderful Christmas.... imgur.com/xQ8WixJ
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/inspiringlondon
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x-post from funny: Misspell 'dual monitors' prompts wonderful dad-jokes
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vincentrose88
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There should be a Japanese restaurant that sells weird, but wonderful foods...

They should call it, Studio Nibli.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quillo_Manar
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Overheard this wonderful conversation

An older man and older woman were walking past the art department at my school. They talked about art for a bit, then the woman nudged the man and said "I bet you have an artistic side."

He said "yeah, I can draw flies."

And he waits. They walk a few more paces. "I don't shower very often."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IcedBanana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2015
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It's a Wonderful Dad Joke

Heard this great one from George Bailey.

http://imgur.com/hoSNp3t

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NikkoE82
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My boss threw this dadjoke at us yesterday. It was wonderful.

Coworker: "oh no, my elbow is numb!"

Boss: "well what about your skull, is your skull still numb?"

Coworker: "My skull? No?"

Boss: "It's not? Because someone around here told me you were a numbskull!"

He proceeded to giggle as he walked away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BuzzUrGirlfriendWOOF
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