Lovely pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HecticHorus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I've met this french business woman recently. She was so beautiful and so wealthy, I just couldn't resist her and her lovely

franchise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyNetF1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher.

No idea why the school hired him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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A friend set me up on a blind date. He said "She's a lovely girl, but there's something you should know. She's expecting a baby"

I felt like a right idiot sitting in a bar wearing nothing but a diaper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Met a lovely korean girl....

Shes my seoulmate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mdchris19
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Such a lovely place
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessuh_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Ahh.. nothing like the passing of the four seasons here in lovely Ireland

Easily my favorite day of the year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Lovely
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKacsa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I bring you a lovely Christmas pun! (maybe lovely is a stretch) imgur.com/gallery/rSq0dav
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seacrane2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What a lovely duo these two are. Can't wait for Lost In Space S2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Absolute_KQ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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It was a lovely movie and I had a hot date, so I asked her to whisper something in my ear that would make my heart beat faster. She gave me this sly little smile and then she replied,

"Don't look now, but your wife is sitting right behind us."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Lovely darts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CircleGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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I met a lovely lady in the morgue yesterday

She had such sloughed hands

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Two flies are sitting down enjoying a lovely meal.

One says to the other:

"Man, this is some really good shit!"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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That’s a nice tree, there’s another tree and over there is a lovely tree.

I think that’s all the pleasant-trees sorted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pegman89
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Hello! I thought that maybe some of you lovely punny people might want to support my enamel pin kickstarter as they feature these pun-tastic grumpy woodland animals πŸ˜„ I’ll put the link in the comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zzellama
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Mum, watching Notting Hill: "Julia Roberts has such a lovely smile"

Me: "You could say it's a Mona Lisa Smile"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinityLDog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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My lovely tree is woodpecker-proof

My tree is impeccable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tananar
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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A Russian named Rudolph was telling his wife about the lovely winter rain.

"No, honey, that is snow."

"My sweet, that is a wonderful rain," he said.

"You are not smart. That is snow!" she exclaimed.

He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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Lovely needles. This packet of needles is lovely. As the saying goes: "You've got to be crewel to be kind." i.reddituploads.com/b8650…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/realmofconfusion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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At the end of a lovely dinner, the waiter asked if I wanted a box.

So I got up and knocked him out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-____--____-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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Got Dad Joked by my lovely SO. Took me a second to realize it.

My LDR and I text all through the day. I had a terrible typo that led to the dad joke. Screenshot included.

Me: "Oh! Did you remember to ask for Sept. 20 off?"

Him: "Oh, I didn't remember the day. I'll get on that."

Me: "Mmk. :) I'm exited!"

Him: "Oh no! Come back!"

Me: "Huh?"

Me: "Oh!!!"

Me: "Fucking brain."

Me: "Excited!"

Him: "You... exited"

Him: "Daaaaaaad jokes woooo"

I love this man already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chipCG
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2014
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What a lovely set of knockers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theflogle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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