franchise.
No idea why the school hired him.
I felt like a right idiot sitting in a bar wearing nothing but a diaper.
Easily my favorite day of the year.
"Don't look now, but your wife is sitting right behind us."
She had such sloughed hands
One says to the other:
"Man, this is some really good shit!"
I think that’s all the pleasant-trees sorted.
Me: "You could say it's a Mona Lisa Smile"
My tree is impeccable.
"No, honey, that is snow."
"My sweet, that is a wonderful rain," he said.
"You are not smart. That is snow!" she exclaimed.
He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
So I got up and knocked him out.
My LDR and I text all through the day. I had a terrible typo that led to the dad joke. Screenshot included.
Me: "Oh! Did you remember to ask for Sept. 20 off?"
Him: "Oh, I didn't remember the day. I'll get on that."
Me: "Mmk. :) I'm exited!"
Him: "Oh no! Come back!"
Me: "Huh?"
Me: "Oh!!!"
Me: "Fucking brain."
Me: "Excited!"
Him: "You... exited"
Him: "Daaaaaaad jokes woooo"
I love this man already.
