They’re just such lightwooded jokes but I understand that it doesn’t teaks everyone’s fancy. I’m running out of tree puns so I might have to branch off to other puns or spruce up my current ones
Me: "Hey dad, hypothetically, if the world suddenly ran out of beer, what would you do?"
Dad: "I'd probably swap to pandas."
Me: "Is ... is that like a type of cider?"
Dad: "No, it's a black and white animal."
Me: "Dad? There aren't any pandas in New Zealand?"
Dad: "Well, there's no bears either."
Reptile
Sal.
When UB40.
He became an extractor fan.
She said she ain't no Halbach girl.
After a day's job a sniper comes home to his wife.
Sniper: I missed you baby
Breaking into hives
Guns N' Moses
I said, “No, but a pen is.”
Thanks in advance!
But if you could only see the way they loved me, maybe you would understand.
Aria Speedwagon
He was trying to secant.
He didn't get it.
Melon-Collie.
(I made this one up.. melon = fruit, collie = dog..)
