The Minecraft fishing rod enchantment ‘Lure’ is just its version of the enchantment ‘Efficiency’.
Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.
My friend ties fishing line to the zipper of his bitches then throws homemade lures into the water...
He says fly fishing is great fun!
Brother: "Why do we have a mouse-shaped fishing lure?"
Me: "So you can catch a catfish."
We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.
After 10 years of attempt to lure wemon
I've become a master baiter
If I make a new and improved fishing lure and name it the pod, will people using it be pod casters?
I need a pun about fishing
Anyone have any reelling jokes
Why did the spontaneous man go fishing?
For the halibut!
I'm going to make a great dad, Pokemon Go edition.
I just hit my girlfriend with this (http://imgur.com/noziMVQ).
Me: "Ahhh there's a lure going at Antico's!" (local pizza place)
Her: "I want a lure"
Me: "Don't worry babe you definitely have allure"
Her: "silence"
My dad passed on some advice today.
"Remember; time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana."
My sister wanted to lure some bugs to feed her preying mantis, and this was his advice to her.
