Lure Puns

Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.

Me: "So you can catch a catfish."

We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.

I've become a master baiter

Anyone have any reelling jokes

For the halibut!

I just hit my girlfriend with this (http://imgur.com/noziMVQ).

Me: "Ahhh there's a lure going at Antico's!" (local pizza place)

Her: "I want a lure"

Me: "Don't worry babe you definitely have allure"

Her: "silence"

"Remember; time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana."

My sister wanted to lure some bugs to feed her preying mantis, and this was his advice to her.