It's a really big dill
Thought of this at work while I was cooking.
So I figure a pick up truck should cover both bases
People are dying to get into them!
Love is blind, but it has a great sense of smell.
I laughed my ass off at this roadside protester. He camped out all night hoping to prevent the completion of certain roadways. Well, yesterday, the dumbass died of a heart attack. His doctor warned him weeks ago, but the stupid guy didn't want a bypass.
I'm worried he may be in a colt
I told her if I'm attractive then she's a moLUCKular lady.
People from all Woks of life, son.
He heard she was extra virgin.
She had the biggest smile on her face, until I started walking away with the cardboard box
Smacking into the mirror
They get all the tang they want, after all.
Because they are appealing
... like moUths to a flame.
Is her gravitational pull
So he always has a couple hoes with him
Gravitationally attractive that is
“Oh, deadass?” I replied.
Guess you could say he had a fetash
Current events make it less attractive.
All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop
A centipede! It's got legs for days...
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder
The cashiers check me out every time I go shopping!
Because light attracts bugs
For me, she ticks Alderaan boxes.
Yes. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.
The answer is almost always in the negative. (Yes, it's a bad pun--enough to make you shutter.)
Due to lack of real estate options in their city, they all set up shop next door to each other. In order to convince customers to come to their store rather than one of the other Jacksons, they all put up signs to attract customers.
The one on the left puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best prices!)"
Not to be outdone, the one on the right puts up a sign that says "Jackson's clothing store (Best quality!)
The one in the middle thinks about it for a while, and eventually puts up a sign of his own.
"Jackson's clothing store (Main entrance).”
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
I guess you could say that I found him appealing.
They are just way more down to earth.
They stay positive no matter what..
I told him about a tenor so.
Every single one of them. As the saying goes, "Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."
They have "hi" beams!
He's taken aback because he can't seem to remember where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind takes him back to the one time that he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with a celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly "No, I'm your son's teacher."
je ne sais quack.
Because of her breasts-in-plants
So I went to the drug store and bought him the best Axe Scent money can buy!
She was the fairest of the mall.
After reading her husband's short and quick reply, the woman happily called her husband and said, "Aww, you didn't have to send me the heart symbol as a reply to my question. How sweet of you!"
Her husband then said, "What heart symbol? I meant to say that I rate you as less than three!"
A door able
Everyone was taken aback.
For example, "the fireworks were bangin, but not as bangin as my date"
Thank you! I need as many as possible for a corny caption!
Because all objects have a gravitational force including mountains, thus if you are near a mountain you feel a slight attraction to it.
I said, “Are you f*cking nuts?”
She was a real hoe for them
I guess she's out of my league.
Well for starters he’s an electro magnate
I spider kissing one
During my last appointment she said, "I'm sorry but you have to stop masturbating."
I asked "why?"
She replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
It’s the mane attraction
Because he was being chaste.
So a health expo is coming up for my university and I am part of the nephrology stall. We need a good slogan and some cool puns to attract people. All ideas are welcome. Thanks!
Spark me daddy
She had a beautiful set of pipes.
Told a patient, "You're going to die, give up, there's nothing we can do"
It was a super-callous-fatalistic-sexy-diagnosis