I'd steer clear of dating a dyslexic bus driver.
Sure, they may take you places, but there'll be mixed signals along the way.
Where did the steer sit after a long day of work?
The cowch.
How do you steer a boat in Amsterdam?
With a Dutch rudder
They had a chance to call them “steer muffs”, and they squandered it...
How would you describe an exploding steer?
Abominable (sound it out)
What do you call a narcoleptic steer?
A bulldozer
They say you should steer clear of a hippopotamus in labor...
A wide berth for a wide birth.
Did you hear about the steer that ate a stick of dynamite?
It was abominable!
Daughter: "Dad! My little brother said I'm as chubby as the blue ribbon steer at the State Fair!"
Dad: "That isn't very nice but it's a reasonable fat simile."
A young man steals his neighbors prized steer on a dare but is caught and is arrested by the police.
He is taken to the police station and handcuffed to a table and left alone. A while later his father arrives at the station and sits down across from him and says,
“Cow could you?”
What is the best way to steer a canoe?
Either oar.
This guy that used part of his foot to steer a boat has written a book about himself.
It's an oartoebiography.
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The defendant was accused of bringing dynamite into a steer.
A-bomb-in-a-bull!
Unpacking fiberglass steer
Workers at a new steakhouse discovered that removing fiberglass steer from their shipping platforms is an unpalatable job.
They say you should steer clear of a hippopotamus in labor...
A wide berth for a wide birth.
