I'd steer clear of dating a dyslexic bus driver.

Sure, they may take you places, but there'll be mixed signals along the way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Where did the steer sit after a long day of work?

The cowch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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How do you steer a boat in Amsterdam?

With a Dutch rudder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajac91
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Steer clear from the beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devallar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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They had a chance to call them β€œsteer muffs”, and they squandered it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shantotto11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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How would you describe an exploding steer?

Abominable (sound it out)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WizardRob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What do you call a narcoleptic steer?

A bulldozer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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They say you should steer clear of a hippopotamus in labor...

A wide berth for a wide birth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/respectively288
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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And love will steer the stars...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheapancheerful
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Did you hear about the steer that ate a stick of dynamite?

It was abominable!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Daughter: "Dad! My little brother said I'm as chubby as the blue ribbon steer at the State Fair!"

Dad: "That isn't very nice but it's a reasonable fat simile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Die4Cy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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A young man steals his neighbors prized steer on a dare but is caught and is arrested by the police.

He is taken to the police station and handcuffed to a table and left alone. A while later his father arrives at the station and sits down across from him and says,
β€œCow could you?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrAvatar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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This guy that used part of his foot to steer a boat has written a book about himself.

It's an oartoebiography.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What is the best way to steer a canoe?

Either oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plushcoots
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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What do you call a clear steer?

Invisibull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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They should steer clear of the marijuana i.reddituploads.com/92b96…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate223
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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The defendant was accused of bringing dynamite into a steer.

A-bomb-in-a-bull!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gt0t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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Unpacking fiberglass steer

Workers at a new steakhouse discovered that removing fiberglass steer from their shipping platforms is an unpalatable job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2015
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They say you should steer clear of a hippopotamus in labor...

A wide berth for a wide birth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/respectively288
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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