I found a "Pocket Guide to Male Masturbation"
I think it will really come in handy.
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A comprehensive guide to take your Dad joke to the next level...
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︎ Mar 29 2021
"Son, do you think we should find an expert to guide us in our trek up Mt. Everest?"
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Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
Step 28
Step 27
Step 24
Step 21
Step 16
Step 12
Step 7
Step 3
Step 1
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Our captain is a terrible tour guide
Heβs always telling people to come on bored
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︎ Mar 21 2021
From my kids... Would you like a guide to falling down the stairs.
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 9...
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Who is the official tour guide for the Vatican?
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Did you know you can hire a guide to take you through the labyrinth in sixty seconds?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Sherlock Holmes never buys a TV Guide at Christmas.
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Any dog can be a guide dog...
...if you don't care where you're going.
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While taking a tour of a college campus, the tour guide mentioned that the school was surrounded by three different cemeteries.
Tour guide: And did you know that if you live across from a cemetery, you canβt be buried there?
Me: What?? Why not?
Tour guide: Because youβre still alive!
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Step by step guide on how to run..
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︎ May 12 2020
Where does a Himalayan guide buy their clothes?
At the Sherpa Image store!
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︎ Sep 02 2020
A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog.
Then he starts spinning his leashed dog around himself.
The bartender asks him what the Hell is he doing, and the blind man goes:
"Just looking around..."
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Blind guy walks into a department store and starts swinging his guide dog in circles over his head.
A shop keeper asks him what he is doing and he replies "Taking a look around."
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The tour guide says...
...Thank you for visiting the two-wheeled, self-balancing personal transporter museum today; I hope you had a good time. Speaking of good times, check out the food court and gift shop before you leave.
Me: That's a Segway
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It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
A guide on how to tell dad jokes:
Step 1: walk up to dad
Step 2: tell dad a joke
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︎ Sep 15 2019
I was on a safari in Africa when one of the tourists asked our guide, βIs it difficult to spot cheetahs?β
He said, βNo, they usually come that way.β
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︎ May 09 2019
Douglas Adams finished writing the first chapter of A Hitchhikerβs Guide to the Galaxy.
He thought, βFinally! I put A Dent in that book!β
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︎ Mar 04 2019
After looking at the galactic traveller's guide, I was shocked by our solar system's rating.
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︎ Dec 11 2018
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
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︎ Mar 30 2017
A quick guide to being grounded
Dad: What is the opposite if maximum
Son: Minimum?
Dad: No, it's minidad! Stares with a huge smile on the face
Son: ...
Dad: ...
Son: ...
Dad: Olay go to your room, you're grounded!
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︎ Mar 13 2019
My soon is climbing Everest. I asked him if he had a guide.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
I was reading a guide on Immanuel Kant
But a manual can't do experience justice
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︎ Feb 07 2019
From The Hitch Hikerβs Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
βYou know,β said Arthur, βitβs at times like this, when Iβm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish Iβd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.β
βWhy, what did she tell you?β
βI donβt know, I didnβt listen.β
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︎ Jun 20 2018
Why don't blind people clean up after their guide dogs?
Because they can't see shit!
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︎ Aug 22 2018
A two step survival guide if you are stuck on a desserted island.
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Check the spelling.
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If correct, grab a spoon.
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︎ Jun 14 2018
The front of an FDA guide on marijuana
FDA Regulation of Marijuana:
Past Actions, Future Plans
Douglas C. Throckmorton, M.D.
Food and Drug Administration (FDA)
ICSB/ASP Joint Meeting
April 12, 2016
A Joint meeting on marijuana...
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︎ Apr 23 2018
The first million people to send me a million dollars, will get a copy of my guide.
Of how to become a millionaire from Reddit.
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︎ Aug 12 2018
I dad joked my tour guide today
She was showing me around a class and the different stuff that they do.
A table she was showing me had a light in it and helps line stuff up
Her: "This is what we call a light table."
Me: "It looks pretty heavy to me."
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︎ Mar 19 2014
Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 12:
Step 18:
Step 25:
Hospital
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︎ Jul 16 2020
A guide on how to fall down the stairs
Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 12:
Step 18:
Step 25:
Hospital
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Hereβs a step by step guide for riding an escalator.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
A guide on how to fall down the stairs:
Step 1,
Step 2,
Step 3,
Step 6,
Step 12
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︎ Dec 11 2019
How to fall down the stairs, a step by step guide
Step 1. Step2. Step 3. Step 4. Step 5. Step 6. ...
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︎ Jun 01 2019
Hereβs a simple guide on how to ride an escalator.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Hereβs a step by step guide on how to ride an escalator.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Hereβs a step by step guide for riding an escalator.
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︎ Apr 15 2019
How to walk up the stairs, a step by step guide
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︎ Jun 01 2019
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs"...
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11...
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︎ Mar 09 2017
A quick guide on how to fall down the stairs
Step 1
Step 3
Step 6
Step 9,10,11,12
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