Friend's Dad: What's a pirate's favourite letter?

Me: (having heard this one before) Arrr!

Friend's Dad: (pirate accent) You'd think it'd be R, but tis really the C!

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👤︎ u/YongeSt
📅︎ Jan 19 2014
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Every Christmas he breaks this one out.

Dad: How do you make a hobbit?

Me: Please dont

Dad: You frodocopy it!

Me: Please kill me

My girlfriend made it worse this year by laughing.

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👤︎ u/Molestacon
📅︎ Dec 27 2013
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If the Office's manager took over a movie about hats...

...you could print a story with the title Helms helms helms flick.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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My 13 year old brother dropped this one the other day

So my little bro (13), my best friend (23), and I (23) all play the video game Monster Hunter together. My brother is working on a new set of armor in it and said this to me: "I think I'm going to make the helm for this armor set last and have it be like the crowning achievement". So me (being a new dad) look him dead in the eyes and just burst out laughing at how amazing that was. He didn't even realize he had made a stellar dad joke.

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📅︎ Dec 20 2013
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