Charles Dickens writing about his short stint working at a sausage factory...

β€œIt was the best of times, it was the wurst of times...” πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¨

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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My short-lived stint playing music for hospital patients is over

I got arrested for luting the coughers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyPeeSacIsFull
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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After a 4-year stint in the Navy, My friend changed her name from Marie to Mary...

It's like they always say, "I before E, except after sea"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Budzee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Dr, will I be able to play the piano after the procedure?

Sitting with my father in the pre op room before he gets stints put into his arteries. Dr is talking to him about what they will do and various risks etc. Dad: Dr, will I be able to play the piano after the procedure? Dr: Yes, I see no reason why this procedure would stop you from doing that. Dad: Great! I've never knew how to play before! Then he continues to giggle and laugh as the dr continues to go over his procedure, and they didn't even give him the Valium yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisJustin77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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