What is the Spring season's favorite kind of pickles?

Daffo-dills!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Season 2 of the Queen’s Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.

The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Finished season 5 and now I’m sad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/damn_you_leto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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'Tis the season for original content :^)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlipBleepBloop00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What is the most victorious season?

(My 11 year old daughter thought of this)

Winter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruce_Wang007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I was diagnosed with Dunlaps Disease shortly after feasting my way through the holiday season...

Yep, my belly dunlaps over my belt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...

that way you won't take any fall damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Have a happy Holiday Season y’all reddit.com/gallery/k22bhw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jazzman_8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDuJour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What is an accountant's favourite season?

Summer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnykelly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call an agnostic person during the Christmas season?

An eggnogstic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trillerzap136
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?

Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?

There was noel

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My wife always yells at me for not knowing how to properly season my food, but I don’t mind.

I take it with a pinch of sugar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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How does a military fanatic season their food?

With a salt rifle and pepper spray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jzerene
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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It's campfire season....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ostrantula
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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To which season is bowtie pasta best suited?

It's for fall!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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How do planets staying busy during hunting season?

By shooting stars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pillaryspud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Ahh.. nothing like the passing of the four seasons here in lovely Ireland

Easily my favorite day of the year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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β€˜Tis the season!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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For the upcoming NFL season, players will not be allowed to keep chicken as pets.

That would be considered a personal fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I really hope this whole COVID-19 thing gets cleared up before tick season

Because then we’d have corona with Lyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sw24rexx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Seasons Greetings
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πŸ‘€︎ u/procxrastinator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I'm so happy its tick season soon...

I enjoy a little Lyme with my Corona

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZARDOZ_SPEAKS90
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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It’s Christmas movie season
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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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'Tis the season
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepointstudios
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Seasons greetings!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhinoVanHorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.

I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Have you seen season three of the Avatar?

It’s fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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β€˜β€˜Tis the season!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I was going to take a hike in the woods today but realized tick season is starting

and I like my Corona without Lyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themissamos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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The NBA has suspended the season...

It would be a little hard to play with everyone getting penalties, since people with corona-virus love to travel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShrpStick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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US election season meats the holiday season
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wargamer620
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Words I hate this season.

Apps,teen,did’nt,kill,hymns,elf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRUBSTAR2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What does the rest of the NBA season have in common with the rest of the NHL season?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I was asked to prep the turkey, season the gravy and potatoes...

I don't think I have Thyme for all that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What is the lake's favorite season?

Water fall!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What's the cutest season?

Awwwtumn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Seasons greetings
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catwithhumanteeth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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How does a cop season their food?

With assault and pepper spray!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Hopefully this whole Corona virus thing doesnt last until tick season.

If it does, we will have Corona with Lyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillip1724
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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