What is the Spring season's favorite kind of pickles?
Season 2 of the Queen’s Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
Finished season 5 and now I’m sad
'Tis the season for original content :^)
What is the most victorious season?
(My 11 year old daughter thought of this)
Winter
I was diagnosed with Dunlaps Disease shortly after feasting my way through the holiday season...
Yep, my belly dunlaps over my belt.
I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...
that way you won't take any fall damage.
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
What is an accountant's favourite season?
What do you call an agnostic person during the Christmas season?
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?
Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?
There was noel
My wife always yells at me for not knowing how to properly season my food, but I don’t mind.
I take it with a pinch of sugar.
How does a military fanatic season their food?
With a salt rifle and pepper spray.
To which season is bowtie pasta best suited?
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
Ahh.. nothing like the passing of the four seasons here in lovely Ireland
Easily my favorite day of the year.
For the upcoming NFL season, players will not be allowed to keep chicken as pets.
That would be considered a personal fowl.
I really hope this whole COVID-19 thing gets cleared up before tick season
Because then we’d have corona with Lyme
I'm so happy its tick season soon...
I enjoy a little Lyme with my Corona
It’s Christmas movie season
Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.
I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.
Have you seen season three of the Avatar?
I was going to take a hike in the woods today but realized tick season is starting
and I like my Corona without Lyme.
The NBA has suspended the season...
It would be a little hard to play with everyone getting penalties, since people with corona-virus love to travel
US election season meats the holiday season
Words I hate this season.
Apps,teen,did’nt,kill,hymns,elf
What does the rest of the NBA season have in common with the rest of the NHL season?
I was asked to prep the turkey, season the gravy and potatoes...
I don't think I have Thyme for all that!
What is the lake's favorite season?
What's the cutest season?
How does a cop season their food?
With assault and pepper spray!
Hopefully this whole Corona virus thing doesnt last until tick season.
If it does, we will have Corona with Lyme.
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