Our coach came storming into the bank.

He said he wanted his quarter back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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My buddy Linux would always lead the lineup with a bunt and steal second shortly after. And no matter how bad I wanted to swing for the fences, if the batter before me didn't make first; coach would turn to me and say......

UBUNTU.

SurPise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatthewLee1980
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder

I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis907kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."

"That's the goal at least."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I hired a coach for an upcoming marathon. She gave me a run for my money.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?

Commander in Chiefs.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My wife left her position as a Geologist to pursue her dream as a tennis coach...

...She went from studying faults to double-faults.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!

We're having a midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rememberlans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?

He wanted his quarter back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aagistar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied

ΒΏPep? Β‘SΓ­!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klaymens
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pat1122
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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A boxer wants to tell his coach a joke

But he forgot the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatonedipp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Coach used to tell me I screwed up my drills

I had no impact

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?

You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Coach Butt pushed his team The Doodies into the Toilet Bowl. But, his team was playing like crap after a heavy load. And even though Coach knew his #1 was flushed, he pointed at him and said...

Urine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buschman98
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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My πŸš£β€β™€οΈ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?

I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef

The steaks had never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Why was Cinderella terrible at football?

Because she kept running away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nCRedditor-21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Have you heard about that dialect coach who got bullied by his students?

He took up accents against them today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WD40911
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What did the baseball player say when the flight attendant asked what seat he was in?

Put me in coach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KinkyWaluigi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?

Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdic8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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My boss found out I applied a job to be ice skating coach

Now I am on thin ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Where do hockey coaches do their paperwork?

Off ice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myutopian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I was casually interviewed by an athletics coach today.

He asked a lot of softball questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Did you hear about the angry hockey coach?

He didn't give a puck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshers2005
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What did the Australian baseball coach say to the batter?

Good eye, mate. Good eye...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyFartyMcFly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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A shocking story

My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.

Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.

We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasntmyproudest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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A tennis coach was arrested not too long ago.

The charges were on racketeering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Coach: Alright team, let’s get in formation.

Me: Sure coach. Information about what?

Coach: You’re cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What did the football coach say to the game developer when they loss?

Ubisoft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tribulock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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A tennis player was reported to be stalking his coach.

The tennis player admitted, and they seem to be on track for a smooth resolution. Upon being interviewed, the coach said: β€œI would have escalated this further, but he's a valuable student with a great arm, and I trust that there is no need for a wrist training order.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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My basketball coach loves dogs.

Apparently he has three-pointers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerrpSter
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Don’t let your kids play sports with a French Coach

They’ll end up with a losing spirit

especially when they learn about the β€œi” in β€œoui”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Our high school coach used to tell us, β€œThere is no I in team..”

....But there’s like, three, in β€œidiot”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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That’s a funny looking coach dad

It’s called a rhombus son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Coach: Brett you're out, Timmy you're in.

Brett: This isn't fair! I'm the best in the country! Why am I getting replaced by a baby? Coach: This is basketball. I replaced you with a baby because babys are good at dribbling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlanetCEC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."

"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Ohio State coach Urban Meyer is being succeeded by the next in line

Suburban Meyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markydsade
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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My cross country coach never shows up to practice.

It's turned into kind of a running joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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Why don’t athletes like traveling by train?

Too many coaches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ioannis_03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why did the coach go to the bank

To get his nickleback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dracolord409
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmomstraight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Why did the coach visit the bank??

To get his Quarterback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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