Coach And Four Puns

And he joined the kids playing a pick up game while I talked to the coaches.

The coach said, "He's pretty good, what is he, four?"

I said, "I have no idea what he's for. "

Theres this kid named Sam that i played soccer with way back like 18 years ago. He had four fingers on one hand i dont remember why or how. I work with him now and when i first saw him i just remembered and said "we played soccer together." I was talking to my parents about how good i am with names and faces and told my parents about him. My dad coached my AYSO (the soccer league for little kids... i have a dad joke about that too) when sam was on my team. The dialogue:

Me: remember coaching sam? he had four fingers.

Dad: I dont remember coaching any Lord of the Rings teams.