Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.

I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACSchnitzersport
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I just booked my dental appointment.

I’m scheduled to come in for tooth hurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonesemi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I just went to my doctor's appointment.

The nurse asked "do you have an appointment?"

"Yes," I replied.

"Which doctor?"

"No, he's a regular doctor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...

Dr. Pepper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?

A disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_Chuan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I need a doctor’s appointment

Receptionist: Ok, how about 10 tomorrow?

Me: No, I don’t need that many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cgg419
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!

It's a Walk-In!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.

You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I changed Dentists after my appointment today.

The last one hurt my fillings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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When the optician messed up my appointment...

I didn't look at her the same way again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I had an appointment with two physicians. They told me, β€œthe more pain you experience, the better you will feel.”

What a strange pair-a-docs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My dad was telling me about his doctor’s appointment today. He needed to get some vaccines, but because of Covid he would have to go to the office and they would give them to him in his car.

He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoDragonWang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I book all my dental appointments for 2:30...

So I can tell the receptionist that I've arrived... for my tooth hurty...

I'm so sorry..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I made an appointment with my dealer for some pot brownies

It was an edible arrangement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunmorgus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I literally have a dentist appointment at...

Toof hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Byrnie1985
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry

just disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My wife said she has an appointment

I asked if she was going to the dentist orthodontist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinitelyAbysmal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Just ring up and say you can't cum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.

I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why didn’t the man book an appointment with the doctor who said she only accepts patients with personal gifts?

He was asimptomatic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinnoh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?

– I can’t come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taroqi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Why is it so hard to make an appointment at the library?

They're always booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuriousStyles13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I have a dentist appointment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Admiral_Wiggles31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.

Now I’m just a disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Hello Nurse, I have an appointment with doctor ...

Nurse - Which Doctor?

Me - No, just a regular medical one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chanderjeet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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"Hello is this the Doctor's Office? I'd like to book an appointment"

"Of course. What about Ten tomorrow?"

"No I don't need that many"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generalofbread
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I always schedule my dental appointments for the same time.

It’s always at tooth hurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdafbird
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.

Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impostorbot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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So I noticed that I might not make it to my appointment today

I asked my boss: Can I get a rain-check?

my boss: "yeah, there's no rain today."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gitrikt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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A man walks into a hospital, he says to the receptionist, β€œI have an appointment at 1:30.” She replies, β€œWhich doctor?”...

The man says β€œno thanks, just a regular doctor please”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I have an appointment with this arborist later

Is it a date?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nadrojylloh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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How many Appointments do i have?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupremoZanne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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When's a dentist's busiest appointment time?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I need a dentist appointment.

Ok, How about 10 tomorrow?

No, I dont need that many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amnzul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I have an appointment with the dentist at

Tooth hurty P.M.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_hipster-snakes_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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When is the best time for a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbergeron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I have an appointment to go to the dentist

It's at tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What do you say when you cancel an appointment?

Disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IshYume
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Dad: I need a Doctor’s appointment.

Receptionist: How about 10 tomorrow.
Dad: No, I don’t need that many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevilRyder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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My appointment was cancelled

It was a dis-appointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenPictures
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What do you call a cancelled appointment?

A disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__Nacho__Cheese
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Me: I have an appointment to see the doctor.

Nurse: which doctor?

Me: No, just the regular one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Me: I need a doctor's appointment

Receptionist: Ok (checks bookings) how about 10 tomorrow?

Me: No I don't need that many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OppositeWolf770
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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