A list of puns related to "Doctor Appointment"
I said, "I was ill."
The nurse asked "do you have an appointment?"
"Yes," I replied.
"Which doctor?"
"No, he's a regular doctor."
Receptionist: Ok, how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No, I don’t need that many
He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.
He was asimptomatic.
Nurse - Which Doctor?
Me - No, just a regular medical one...
"Of course. What about Ten tomorrow?"
"No I don't need that many"
The man says “no thanks, just a regular doctor please”
He said it got pushed back
I said no, just the regular kind.
...I called in Sick.
The man looks shocked and asks "Oh no! What's the Cure?"
I replied with ‘no, I want a regular doctor’.
I have no idea how that horse became a doctor
Unfortunately he said that he couldn't see me.
Because I was fasting.
I still don't know why he wanted a stool sample.
They'll always flake out on you
Patients
Mom: The doctor says I have to go for a colonoscopy next week.
Dad: That's a bummer.
My dad : Just call in sick then.
She replied, "Yeah, I heard it snore a couple of times."
He said he didn't want to get off on the wrong foot with him.
Grumpy Receptionist: which wrist is this for?
Me: my right wrist, not the wrong wrist.
We both hung up the phone giggling. I thought it was a victory considering how grumpy she was!
Wife immediately came back with, "2:30, wouldn't that be a dentist appointment"
My new step dad texts me this morning:
Stepdad: "So did ya study for your eye exam?"
Me: "LOL nope"
Stepdad: "Well I'll text you the answers so you don't fail!!"
me: My blood type is o+
him: That's right, you should always be O+ person. It's not good to B-.
The doctor didn't speak much English, but after he examined me for a few minutes, he said "You got Ed Zachary disease" I said, "Doctor, what the heck is Ed Zachary disease?" He replies "It simple. You face look Ed Zachary rike you ass."
The girlfriend tells me "I'm just going to fill out some papers so they'll accept me as a patient."
"We'll don't be in a hurry to get the papers" I said "They won't take you if you're not patient"
My dad had a heart attack over the summer and today he had another appointment with his doctor.
Me: What did the doctor say?
Dad: He gave me some bad news...
(Tense moment)
Dad: He said I was going to die.
(I relax at this point and narrow my eyes at him)
Dad: Yeah, doc says I'm going to die in about forty or fifty years.
cue laughter on his end and eye-rolling on mine
Receptionist: How about 10 tomorrow.
Dad: No, I don’t need that many
Nurse: which doctor?
Me: No, just the regular one
Receptionist: Ok (checks bookings) how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don't need that many
Receptionist : "How about 10 tomorrow?"
Me: "No thanks. I don't need that many."
Receptionist: OK, how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No thanks, I don't need that many!
Receptionist: Ok. [Checks computer,] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No I don’t need that many
Receptionist: ok [checks bookings] How about 10 tomorrow?
“No, I don’t need that many”
Receptionist: Ok (Checks Bookings) How About 10 Tomorrow?
Me: No I Don't Need That Many
Her: "Which doctor?"
Me: "No, just a regular doctor."
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