I made your appointment to the dentist
A man in Yorkshire, England forgot about his appointment at the sperm bank.
When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, “Ejaculate”
What is the best way to cancel an appointment?
Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.
I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].
When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!
When the optician messed up my appointment...
I didn't look at her the same way again.
I had an appointment with two physicians. They told me, “the more pain you experience, the better you will feel.”
What a strange pair-a-docs.
My dad was telling me about his doctor’s appointment today. He needed to get some vaccines, but because of Covid he would have to go to the office and they would give them to him in his car.
He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.
What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
Why didn’t the man book an appointment with the doctor who said she only accepts patients with personal gifts?
Why is it so hard to make an appointment at the library?
I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.
Now I’m just a disappointment.
"Hello is this the Doctor's Office? I'd like to book an appointment"
"Of course. What about Ten tomorrow?"
"No I don't need that many"
I always schedule my dental appointments for the same time.
It’s always at tooth hurty.
Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.
Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time
A man walks into a hospital, he says to the receptionist, “I have an appointment at 1:30.” She replies, “Which doctor?”...
The man says “no thanks, just a regular doctor please”
Me: I have an appointment to see the doctor.
Nurse: which doctor?
Me: No, just the regular one
I called the optician to book an appointment.
"Can you see me at noon?" she asked.
"No, that's why I'm booking a sight test."
My doctor didn’t show up to the appointment about my hairline....
He said it got pushed back
Me: I’d like to book an appointment at the hospital please Receptionist: how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: no I don’t need that many, only one thanks
Told my friend I had to make an appointment with the Doctor, he asked which doctor?
I said no, just the regular kind.
A man is at a doctor's appointment and the Doctor returns and tells the man "I'm sorry, sir, but you've contracted a disease that has erased all memories of 80's music from your mind."
The man looks shocked and asks "Oh no! What's the Cure?"
I told the receptionist I had an appointment at 1:30. She asked ‘okay, which doctor?’
I replied with ‘no, I want a regular doctor’.
During my appointment, the dentist began to collapse
So I thought to myself, "Ok, brace yourself".
"Dad, how come your appointment is with the ophthalmologist but mine is at the veterinarian's?"
"Well, son. You see, one is an eye doc and the other is a ewe doc."
I called the doctors and asked if they had any appointments left today. The receptionist said what about 10? But I don’t need that many.
"What's the name of the woman who never showed up to our appointment?"
I tried to reserve an appointment at the library.
I’m not looking forward to my next appointment with the Jamaican barber.
As a matter of fact, I’m dreading it.
Received the following text from my dad: Mom went with me to my doctor appointment the other day. After an extremely long wait I turned to Mom and said, "My butt fell asleep."
She replied, "Yeah, I heard it snore a couple of times."
The time of my dentist appointment.
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What time did the dentist schedule his appointment?
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