How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?
Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "
I made your appointment to the dentist
A man in Yorkshire, England forgot about his appointment at the sperm bank.
When he finally arrived, the person at the desk told him, “Ejaculate”
I told my wife I made an appointment for a vasectomy ...
But I've told her that before, though, so she said, "You better not be kidding me!"
What time do you make a dentist appointment?
My buddy Earl has never been late to work, school, or any appointment. Want to know his secret?
What is the best way to cancel an appointment?
Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.
I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].
I just went to my doctor's appointment.
The nurse asked "do you have an appointment?"
"Yes," I replied.
"Which doctor?"
"No, he's a regular doctor."
I just booked my dental appointment.
I’m scheduled to come in for tooth hurty.
If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...
What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?
I need a dentist appointment.
Ok, How about 10 tomorrow?
No, I dont need that many.
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
I changed Dentists after my appointment today.
The last one hurt my fillings.
It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!
When the optician messed up my appointment...
I didn't look at her the same way again.
I had an appointment with two physicians. They told me, “the more pain you experience, the better you will feel.”
What a strange pair-a-docs.
My dad was telling me about his doctor’s appointment today. He needed to get some vaccines, but because of Covid he would have to go to the office and they would give them to him in his car.
He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.
I made an appointment with my dealer for some pot brownies
It was an edible arrangement
I book all my dental appointments for 2:30...
So I can tell the receptionist that I've arrived... for my tooth hurty...
I'm so sorry..
Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry
What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?
I literally have a dentist appointment at...
My wife said she has an appointment
I asked if she was going to the dentist orthodontist
I have a dentist appointment.
Why didn’t the man book an appointment with the doctor who said she only accepts patients with personal gifts?
I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
Why is it so hard to make an appointment at the library?
I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.
Now I’m just a disappointment.
Hello Nurse, I have an appointment with doctor ...
Nurse - Which Doctor?
Me - No, just a regular medical one...
"Hello is this the Doctor's Office? I'd like to book an appointment"
"Of course. What about Ten tomorrow?"
"No I don't need that many"
I always schedule my dental appointments for the same time.
It’s always at tooth hurty.
A man walks into a hospital, he says to the receptionist, “I have an appointment at 1:30.” She replies, “Which doctor?”...
The man says “no thanks, just a regular doctor please”
Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.
Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time
I asked my dad “What time is my dentist appointment”
When is the best time to schedule your dentist appointment?
I need a doctor’s appointment
Receptionist: Ok, how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No, I don’t need that many
I have an appointment with the dentist at
When is the best time for a dentist appointment?
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
I have an appointment to go to the dentist
What do you say when you cancel an appointment?
When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?
Dad: I need a Doctor’s appointment.
Receptionist: How about 10 tomorrow.
Dad: No, I don’t need that many
My appointment was cancelled
It was a dis-appointment.
What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?
What do you call a cancelled appointment?
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