I was selected by a prominent judge to dress funny and make strange faces in public. I am not mad, I am justice appointed.
A parish priest was next in line to be made bishop. However, dues to the longevity of his superiors, it was over a decade before he was appointed.
Just another case of long time, no see.
Did you hear Trump appointed his lead film editor today?
Yeah, his name is Sean Splicer.
I just booked my dental appointment.
I’m scheduled to come in for tooth hurty.
I just went to my doctor's appointment.
The nurse asked "do you have an appointment?"
"Yes," I replied.
"Which doctor?"
"No, he's a regular doctor."
If you suffer from sneezing fits, DO NOT make an appointment with...
What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?
I need a doctor’s appointment
Receptionist: Ok, how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No, I don’t need that many
I have an appointment with the dentist at
It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
When the optician messed up my appointment...
I didn't look at her the same way again.
I changed Dentists after my appointment today.
The last one hurt my fillings.
My dad was telling me about his doctor’s appointment today. He needed to get some vaccines, but because of Covid he would have to go to the office and they would give them to him in his car.
He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.
I had an appointment with two physicians. They told me, “the more pain you experience, the better you will feel.”
What a strange pair-a-docs.
A cable repairman was on our street today and asked what time it is.
I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.
I book all my dental appointments for 2:30...
So I can tell the receptionist that I've arrived... for my tooth hurty...
I'm so sorry..
I literally have a dentist appointment at...
I made an appointment with my dealer for some pot brownies
It was an edible arrangement
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
My wife said she has an appointment
I asked if she was going to the dentist orthodontist
Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry
I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
Why didn’t the man book an appointment with the doctor who said she only accepts patients with personal gifts?
Why is it so hard to make an appointment at the library?
What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?
I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.
Now I’m just a disappointment.
I have a dentist appointment.
When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?
Hello Nurse, I have an appointment with doctor ...
Nurse - Which Doctor?
Me - No, just a regular medical one...
"Hello is this the Doctor's Office? I'd like to book an appointment"
"Of course. What about Ten tomorrow?"
"No I don't need that many"
The Emperor of Gorgasol refused to appoint his daughter as his heir.
Needless to say, she was not empressed.
I always schedule my dental appointments for the same time.
It’s always at tooth hurty.
Dad joked by an 81-year-old woman
I had an elderly patient today who was visibly upset, almost to the point of tears. I asked her if she was worried about having her blood drawn and she said that the blood draw didn’t bother her, but that she was upset because she had hit a cat with her car on the way to her appointment this morning. She said that she didn’t know who the cat belonged to and that she had it wrapped up in a blanket in her car. I asked her how badly the cat was hurt and she said “I think he’s going to be alright. I just clipped the hind end of him, but his tail is just barely hanging on. After I leave here, I’m taking him straight to Wal-Mart.”
I told her that she might be better off taking the cat to a veterinary clinic instead of Wal-Mart and she said, “but it’s just his tail, and Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in North America!”
Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.
Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time
So I noticed that I might not make it to my appointment today
I asked my boss: Can I get a rain-check?
my boss: "yeah, there's no rain today."
I have an appointment with this arborist later
A man walks into a hospital, he says to the receptionist, “I have an appointment at 1:30.” She replies, “Which doctor?”...
The man says “no thanks, just a regular doctor please”
Called the vets this morning...
Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich."
Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"
Me: "He's holding his head to one side."
Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"
Me: "Haven't you got anything sooner?"
I need a dentist appointment.
Ok, How about 10 tomorrow?
No, I dont need that many.
When is the best time for a dentist appointment?
I have an appointment to go to the dentist
What do you say when you cancel an appointment?
Dad: I need a Doctor’s appointment.
Receptionist: How about 10 tomorrow.
Dad: No, I don’t need that many
What’s the best time to schedule a dental appointment?
What time do dentists recommend as the best time to schedule an appointment?
My appointment was cancelled
It was a dis-appointment.
What do you call a cancelled appointment?
Me: I have an appointment to see the doctor.
Nurse: which doctor?
Me: No, just the regular one
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