Tooth Hurty
(2:30)
Ok, How about 10 tomorrow?
No, I dont need that many.
The last one hurt my fillings.
Toof hurty
Now I’m just a disappointment.
Wife: can you bring him to the dentist today and stay in the room with him?
Me: why do I have to stay in the room?
Wife: in case the dentist has to tell you something important.
Me: can't I just wait for the report at the end?
Wife: what report? There's no report!
Me: so the molar report is fake news?
So I thought to myself, "Ok, brace yourself".
Two thirty.
Her: when is my appointment tomorrow
Me: the realisation dawns on me and I start laughing hysterically
Her: what?
Me: drying my eyes 2:30
her: groans did you do that on purpose?
I did not, the fates gave me that one for free.
Edit: Tooth hurty. Apparently that wasn't clear
The receptionists don't find it as funny as I do.
I accidentally missed it
“You don’t want to get summer teeth,” he said.
Me: “What are summer teeth?”
Him: “It’s when some are teeth, some are not!”
She is a very typical girly-girl -- loves princesses and pink stuff. The dentist says "Let's see those pretty princess teeth!" to which my natural response was "I hope none of them need a crown!"
2:30
...it's tooth hurty.
GF: "... and on Friday it's wide open from around 2 or 2:30 on."
The old man gets a glimmer in his eye.
GF's Dad: "I only go to the dentist when tooth hurty"
His hand goes up.
We high five.
Any time my dad has a dentist appointment he loves to tell everyone that his appointment is at tooth-hurty.
To this day any time someone says they have a dentist appointment I ask them if it's at tooth-hurty.
Dad: Hey, I made you a dentist appointment for next Thursday at 2:30, and you'll never forget that time!
Me: Oh god, why?
Dad: 'Cause it's at tooth-hurty.
They asked him if 11 or 2:30 would work for him. He said "tooth hurty, please"....I thought of this sub when he told me
I normally have no issues with going to the dentist, but my new dentist has very jittery hands and he makes me quite nervous. Right before I left for a recent dentist appointment...
Me: This new dentist is pretty shitty - his hands literally begin to shake once they are in my mouth and I'm worried he will screw something up.
Dad: Never, EVER, badmouth your dentist.
He said “Tooth hurty”
Tooth hurty.
Tooth hurty P.M.
Tooth hurty
It's at tooth hurty
2:30
2:30
Tooth Hurty
ToothHurty
2:30 ("Tooth-Hurty")
2:30
tooth-hurty (2.30 just to be clear)
At 2:30
Me: I dunno Dad: TOOTH HURTY
2:30. It's at 2:30.
Two thirty?
