"Move t'ward the rudder, matey!" The captain yelled.

"Aye aye, cap'n," the first mate said as he gave him astern look.

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"Ar, Mateys. This tune be called Interstate Love Song".

-Stone Temple Pirates

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Ahoy mateys, there's Fool's Gold in Cuba, Trinidad and Jamaica.

Arr, they be the Pyrites of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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What did Blackbeard say when he turned 80?

Aye, matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gl3nnsth3man
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second hand shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

You thought it was the arrrrgh, but it’s really the sea!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What's a pirate's favourite blend of tea?

Yerba matey

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You may think it's the R, you may think it's the C, but it really is the I, me matey!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I'm an arborist, but my wife hates it when I talk about forestry.

I feel like I can't boreal with her.

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What be a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

(You answer Arrrrr)

Dad punchline: No matey, it be the Seaaaaaa.

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A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.

"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."

The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphaw0lf212
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...

aye, matey it's driving me nuts!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shaped looking thing in his pants

the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonylynn0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"AYE MATEY."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What does a pirate say when he turns 80?

Aye matey!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What did the taylors say on his 80th birthday?

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it's argh! but it's the SEA, matey!

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What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?

Aye matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th bday

AYE MATEY

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80

AYE MATEY

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey! (I’m eighty!)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What did the pirate say when he turned eighty years old?

Aye matey!

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What did a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?

Aye Matey .-.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What did the pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

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What would a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye matey!".

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crazylegs_Ohooley
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IKeepItVague
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_sample_text
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Skinny_Bean
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Eye-matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThelordofBees
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Ayy matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeKerXXL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey

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