Ewww Puns

A list of puns related to "Ewww"

Daughter: Ewww. Dad, someone at this cookout has deodorant that is not working.

Dad: It's not me - I'm not wearing any deodorant!

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👤︎ u/phish_tacos
📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Knock Knock

“Whose there?”

“I eat mop”

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Ewww

-Courtesy of my 9 year old niece. Not sure where she stole it from so the credit ends with her.

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👤︎ u/MiracleWhipB4Mayo
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Was the ocean salty when the land didn’t wave back?
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👤︎ u/Lightning_Bolt88
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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My costume for Halloween this year is to wear nothing but a pair of jeans.

I'm dressing as Premature Ejaculation, because I just came in my pants.

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👤︎ u/IAmButtAMan
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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What does a mermaid use to clean her tail?

Tide.

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👤︎ u/MrOneHip
📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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At dinner, I started eating my food with my hands...

Wife: ewww...use a fork. That's disgusting!

Me: I'm sure the food will taste as good as it did before-hand.

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👤︎ u/JamesTyree
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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I got my in laws with this gem.

Last night while having dinner at the in laws we were sitting down to eat. Well my father in law finished the ketchup and set the empty bottle down. I took the bottle put it up to my eyes and made "oooh, ahhh, ehhh, ewww" sounds for about 30 seconds. Finally my wife asked what I was doing. I told her "Everything's different in Heinz sight" the entire table proceeded to groan.

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👤︎ u/Choeseph_Hilbe
📅︎ Aug 31 2015
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A dad joke about poop

Me: they had to take a stool sample from me at the lab.

Wife: Ewww. Why?

Me: My family history. We have cancer up the wazoo.

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👤︎ u/newenglandredshirt
📅︎ Dec 26 2014
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