Her: OMG I'M CUMMING!?!?
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οΈ May 16 2021
Whatβs Dominic Cummingsβ favourite christmas song?
Driving home for christmas.
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οΈ Dec 09 2020
They had it cumming
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οΈ Jun 04 2019
He saw it cumming
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οΈ Mar 20 2019
The Shape of Water? What is this world cumming to?
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οΈ Mar 20 2018
Didn't see that cumming!
I wanted to donate sperm in order to make some quick cash. I called the sperm bank to see when I can make an appointment. When I asked, the nurse told me, "sorry, it's first cum first serve"
Not sure if this joke was already made. I just CAME up with it while I was at work.
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οΈ Oct 14 2016
Shoutout to male pornstars
Those guys are always working hard
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οΈ Apr 28 2021
Salad cream
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οΈ Apr 17 2021
Gay jokes aren't even funny, like
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οΈ Apr 15 2021
My neighbor thinks I spy on her.
I would tell her otherwise, but she's in the shower right now.
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οΈ May 03 2021
Cum on the wall..
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
Iβve developed a new AI
Iβve developed a new AI and taught it to identify any porno ever made just from the cum shot
Iβve called it facial recognition
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οΈ May 05 2021
why didn't hitlers girlfriend swallow?
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οΈ Mar 05 2021
What is written by the exit to the sperm bank?
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οΈ Apr 07 2021
A wet dream is actually a dream cum true
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οΈ Dec 10 2020
What did the whaler say when he caught his wife cheating on him?
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οΈ Jan 03 2021
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
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οΈ Aug 21 2020
Do you know which Knight it was who came up with the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
(My dad's a math teacher)
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οΈ Feb 13 2021
It really is though
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οΈ Jul 13 2020
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?
Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "
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οΈ Mar 15 2021
What did Cinderella say when she found out Prince Charming had erectile dysfunction?
Someday my prince will cum.
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οΈ Mar 28 2021
There were no mines in Soviet Russia
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οΈ Aug 12 2020
You'd be impressed with the display cabinet I have at home, full of saltwater and semen.
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οΈ Feb 15 2021
What if you threw an orgy
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οΈ Jan 19 2021
Having sex with a deaf person is like assassinating someone
They won't hear you cumming
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οΈ Jan 12 2021
Moses had a little-known trick to making good coffee.
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οΈ Feb 28 2021
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
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οΈ Jun 29 2020
What is it called when....
What is it called when the Starbucks barista cums in your coffee?
>!A Fappucino!<
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
Cum..ulus cloud
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οΈ Jul 15 2020
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
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οΈ Sep 14 2020
Why do people call me Santa?
Cuz I get all the ho ho hos!
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οΈ Dec 11 2020
What did a man said. When he came out of a closet?
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οΈ Oct 10 2020
A shower thaught
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οΈ Jan 25 2019
We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.
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οΈ Aug 02 2020
As a lumberjack, I know that Iβve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
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οΈ Oct 07 2019
If you really think about it condoms are just sonblock.
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οΈ Oct 21 2019
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οΈ Sep 25 2019
Cum on man
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οΈ Feb 20 2020
Whatβs big, long and has cum in it?
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οΈ Apr 23 2020
What kind of cheese will entice a bear out of a cave?
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οΈ Oct 08 2020
Pun appreciation because the guy Iβm seeing is too slow to get it
him: ugh I wish you could squirt
me: wtf I donβt call out all your flaws so donβt call out my short cummings
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οΈ Jan 06 2020
"I'm Cumming"
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οΈ Mar 05 2019
A wet dream is a dream cum true.
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οΈ Apr 29 2020
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