A list of puns related to "Cumming"
Hi Cumming, I'm dad.
Driving home for christmas.
I wanted to donate sperm in order to make some quick cash. I called the sperm bank to see when I can make an appointment. When I asked, the nurse told me, "sorry, it's first cum first serve"
Not sure if this joke was already made. I just CAME up with it while I was at work.
Those guys are always working hard
Cum on guys
I would tell her otherwise, but she's in the shower right now.
Iβve developed a new AI and taught it to identify any porno ever made just from the cum shot
Iβve called it facial recognition
she did nazi him cumming
Thanks for coming!
Thar she blows!
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
Sir Cumference
(My dad's a math teacher)
Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "
Someday my prince will cum.
They were called ours
Cum and sea.
and no one came?
They won't hear you cumming
He brewed it.
Plastic explosives.
What is it called when the Starbucks barista cums in your coffee?
>!A Fappucino!<
I was the best camera man they ever had.
Cuz I get all the ho ho hos!
SUPPLIES
It's inconceivable.
Cucumber
...your sick!
Camembert.
him: ugh I wish you could squirt
me: wtf I donβt call out all your flaws so donβt call out my short cummings
"Hi Cumming I'm dad"
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