A list of puns related to "Cummings"
"Hi cumming, I'm dad"
Driving home for christmas.
I wanted to donate sperm in order to make some quick cash. I called the sperm bank to see when I can make an appointment. When I asked, the nurse told me, "sorry, it's first cum first serve"
Not sure if this joke was already made. I just CAME up with it while I was at work.
Thar she blows!
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
They were called ours
Cuz I get all the ho ho hos!
Plastic explosives.
I was the best camera man they ever had.
SUPPLIES
Camembert.
It's inconceivable.
Cucumber
...your sick!
You're Whale cum
Thanks for cuming and cum again.
him: ugh I wish you could squirt
me: wtf I donβt call out all your flaws so donβt call out my short cummings
in other words, I graduated MAGA cum laude
"Thank you for cumming"
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
Bukakke is 'cummunism'.
We all cum
Dr. Dre
I said, βUsually to avoid answering questions like these.β
You should really try to get off that day if you can.
"Hi Cumming I'm dad"
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