Jessie Puns

A list of puns related to "Jessie"

What did Jessie Owens say when he retired?

“I had a good run”

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👤︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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The actor that played Luke on the Disney channel original TV show “Jessie” died the day after Friday

So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce

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👤︎ u/ohmy_cod
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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"I have an idea, lets buy a skyscraper, and turn it into a huge meth factory!" said Jessie.

"That's illegal on so many levels!" replied Walter.

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👤︎ u/xevetv
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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I was looking into my neighbor's yard when my brain started channeling Rick Springfield.
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a grill and I want to make it mine

And he's grilling chicken thighs,
And he's smokin' racks of ribs, I just know it!
And he's holding pool parties late, late at night...

You know I wish that I had Jessie's grill...
I wish that I had Jessie's grill...

Where can I find a burger like that?
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👤︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
📅︎ Jun 09 2016
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I met some of my friend'a family this weekend.

Friend: "Oh hey! I don't think you've met Jessie before."

Her cousin's dad: "Well hello, Jessie Before! I'm Terry."

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👤︎ u/JynxYouOweMeA
📅︎ May 19 2014
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