My father on bathroom routines

I called my family tonight, they put me on speakerphone, and my less than ladylike little sister disappears with "I've got to go take a shit"

My father chimes in with his usual-- "Take one? That's weird, I always leave one when I go to the bathroom"

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📅︎ Jan 12 2014
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