Slinky Puns

A list of puns related to "Slinky"

I went out with a girl the other night, she wore this real slinky dress...

She looked great going down the stairs.

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👤︎ u/adfunk101
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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We were having breakfast yesterday, and dad suddenly threw a slinky at my head.

He said, “Spring is in the air!”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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My experiment of cross breeding a hen with a Slinky has failed...

Alas, I've no spring chicken!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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I just bought my wife a slinky outfit...

I can't wait to see her going down the stairs!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 14 2017
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Some people are like slinkies...

Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

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👤︎ u/Undope
📅︎ Apr 12 2016
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