It’s sad the neighborhood went down the crapper
My neighborhood bar, there's a girl from Anchorage who works there. Another barfly asks me where she's from....
(Jersey accent) I don't know, Alaska.
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
At a neighborhood party, my wife asked if I wanted to change the baby.
I said, “Not really. I like him the way he is.”
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
A snail was zipping around the neighborhood in a car with a large S on it
I told the wife "Look at that S car go!!"
My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.
My Grandpa grew up in a sketchy neighborhood in Sicily.
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
Late last night Mr Peanut was walking home through a bad neighborhood
I have been informed he was a-salted.
On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods.
Driving the neighborhood, I told my son we would use the odometer to measure out our Turkey Trot 5k
> Son: It's gonna take a lot of yard sticks.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
I've just entered the neighborhoods tightest hat contest..
We had an arsonist throw Molotov cocktails at driveways, sheds, and cars parked all around our neighborhood.
It really hit close to home.
My mother called the cops on me because she heard I was dealing coke in the neighborhood
I tried to tell her multiple times that I was working for Pepsi, but she just wouldn't listen.
A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?
What do you call your friendly neighborhood valet?
There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.
That moment when your wife goes mateing the neighborhood guy
Did you hear about the two houses across the neighborhood from each other that fell in love?
It was a lawn distance relationship.
My son went crazy running around the neighborhood breaking small twigs in everyone's yard one night...
This Fall, I got a great job cleaning leaves in my neighborhood.
Two pretzels were walking in a bad neighborhood
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
first coronavirus death in my neighborhood.
it shouldn't have gotten that far. I wish that this damn bitch just released that pack of toilet paper.
My neighborhood baker is always complaining.
What do you call a Italian neighborhood with gangs
The neighborhood dogs always come up to the tree in my backyard.
When I was little I saw this kid in my neighborhood dragging around a loaf of bread on a leash. To be funny, I said “Hey, you have a beautiful dog!”, he responded,
“Thanks, it’s pure bread!”.
Adopting the metric system would help make US neighborhoods so much more livable
Under the current Imperial system, every three feet is a new yard
The bakery in my neighborhood was broken into last night.
I’ve heard of stupid crimes, but this one really takes the cake.
How does Peter Parker keep track of the number of arachnids in any given neighborhood?
He uses his spider census.
Two peanuts walk into a sketchy neighborhood
Someone cut a periodic table in half and the while neighborhood exploded
Shouldn’t have been splitting atoms
What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood?
Him: I'm taking the canine for an evening stroll around the neighborhood. Her: Why don't you just say you're taking the dog for a walk?
Dog: * Goes absolutely nuts *
The homes in my neighborhood are numbered 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13....
I've been told that it's prime real estate.
Our neighborhood roofing business is having a great promotion right now.
If you buy a roof, it’s on the house.
I’m thinking about starting a neighborhood watch.
It would be right up my alley.
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
What do you call a sketchy Italian Neighborhood?
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
Sketchy Italian Neighborhood
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighbourhood?
The Spaghetto
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