Top Detectives have been assigned to the stair case.
Turns out it was an isolated incident.
I'd put it out, man.
I don't really believe it though, if it was spotted its probably a leopard.
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
...but I just let him sleep. Didn’t seem right to bother the boy.
Turns out they have a great return policy.
It only has one star though, nobody is able to find it.
I was surprised to see the number of people in the quwue
Boy, the duck might have been small but its bill sure was big.
"what'd you do?!" "I woke him up."
It was a cat-astrophe.
It was a pretty city situation.
"....Son....... I've just hit rock bottom."
Police are calling it a hummuscide.
I thought to myself, "What a peculiar clerk."
I said, "Well, guess they didn't stock enough watermelon." She refuses to talk to me now...
Yesterday (Saturday) walking around the city
Me: Where do you wanna eat?
Her: We could go to Church
Me: Church is only open on Sundays
She hit me, that means it was a success right?
...my friend and I would pass La Brea Bakery.
"Looks like they forgot the D."
I'm just not sure its frame can handle bars :/
Then in the middle of our conversation he stops. "I know this is a little off topic but I really need to know something." "Sure Dad, what's up?" "What kind of detergent do you use to get out a Namastain?" cue daughterly groan