Residential Puns

A list of puns related to "Residential"

For my birthday in mid-January, I invited a few friends over to a highly populated urban residential area consisting mostly of closely packed, decrepit housing units inhabited primarily by impoverished persons.

It's my first slum-brrrr party so wish us luck!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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It's Christmas day. Mariah Carey is opening presents around the tree with friends and family. She opens an envelope with a gift, the deed to a piece of residential land.

With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".

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👤︎ u/johnblu5
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district...

It'll be called Suburbway.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present

And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"

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👤︎ u/corbillardier
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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