Guy has new tenants!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StillPatience
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In England, if you pay money to live in a toilet, you can tell people you're a loo tenant
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Croe01
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blazinfastjohny
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I complained to the landlord about having 10 insects in the flat... He said it's the previous tenant's fault.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubaidadjokes
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A slumlord prohibits his tenants from painting the doors of their apartments any color other than slate.

He believes there’s nothing like the greyed-out doors.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2019
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My tenant tells fortunes

She's an astrolodger

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CuriousDibbler
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I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.

Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bovinejabronie
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He was renting the Tardis all along
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rejectedtuna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2020
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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HumanBotdotnotabot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2020
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Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?

Because they're not tenants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shopcounterbill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2019
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I rented out a room to two beautiful Chinese Women..

They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Schnauss
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What do you call someone who has 10 ants?

A landlord.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jay_Hogwarts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2018
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I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...

Tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sadchowmrade
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2020
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Did you know that the military has an officer designated for taking care of restrooms?

He's a loo tenant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2020
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Nine ants were kicked out of the apartment complex

Because they were not tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkyStar1991
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An ant joke

🐜An ant knocked on the door of a house.

The house owner opened the door.

"I want a place to stay," said the ant.

"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said the owner.

The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room.

After some days, the ant brought in another ant 🐜and requested the owner, "Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?"

"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent," said the owner.

After some days the ant brought a 3rd 🐜ant and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them.

The owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.

This went on as the 🐜ant brought in more and more ants and the owner agreed to let them stay without any rent.

One fine day, the ant brought in the 10th ant 🐜and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them all.

The owner said, "OK, you can all stay here but now you all need to pay rent."

Now the question is:

Why did the owner ask for rent when the 10th ant came in? .

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Because they were now tenants! 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/propiggymaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2019
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Why did the 10th Doctor never feel like he owned the Tardis?

Because he was just a tenant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Got_walked_in_on
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2015
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A lieutenant of a marching band had lost his piccolo, he went to a music instrument-store and asked for a piccolo

The store keeper said that they ran out of stock of piccolos but he could rent out a flute, the lieutenant agreed promptly.

After the performance the lieutenant came back to the store to return the flute. The store keeper asked if he was the flute tenant

No I am the lieutenant

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/minecraftkoolkidz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2019
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What happened when the Lt. General had diarrhoea?

He became a loo-tenant...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vishal_rjagan
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My friend always prefers renting out his apartment to Chinese chefs.

They are usually lo mein tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2018
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My aunt ran an aerial yoga studio for 30 years, then shut it down.

The next tenant tried to run a KFC but it didn't do very well because it was built on an ancient Indian aerial grounds.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZigguratOfUr
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Why do landlords like to rent their storefronts to Chinese restaurants?

Because they're lo mein tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/commisaro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2015
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My dad's brilliant macabre one liner

So my dad was talking to an acquaintance of ours, who is a landlord. My dad's acquaintance said he went in to check on one of his tenants and found him dead in his Lay-Z-Boy watching TV, remote still in hand and T.V still running. My dad's response on hearing this bit of news "Welp, I bet he wasn't watching the Life Channel"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deutschbag17
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2014
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A dozen ants decide to share an apartment and two move out.

It's ok the rest are still tenants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robbosham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2014
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I saw 10 ants in my kitchen this morning

... I guess I must be their landlord and they my tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aok76
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Tenants!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cmndrshprd
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Saw 10 homeless ants

Decided to build them a house to live in and charge them rent. Now I collect rent from my tenants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bluetoken12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2020
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How many ants does it take to fill an entire apartment?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/edotri
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I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them. This kinda makes me their landlord and that kinda makes them my...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kevonthe2nd
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So I was in my room...

And I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically, I felt bad for them so I made a house out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...

Tenants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChrisMJacobs1987
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So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants

So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...

Tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Your_post_not_good
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2019
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Why can nine ants rent an apartment for free?

Because there not tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HazyDayZ420
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I found ten ants in my kitchen

So I built them a small house and now they're my tenants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattxfish
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I saw 10 ants running frantically around my room. So I made them a cardboard house.

I guess that makes them my tenants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Joaquin333
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I was in my room when I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically.

I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my Tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2019
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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wilgrove
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2016
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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

tenants

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yungsad
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2016
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How many ants fill an apartment?

Tenants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rowing_owen
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