He said it Hertz.
Me: well that Hertz :’(
Never gonna give you Up!
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
He called it "für e-lease”
It Hertz
A lease in Wonderland
Don't hit rental cars. It really hertz them.
It Hertz
I guess you could say they were low mein tentants.
It was a criminal Enterprise
Chronic Issues.
...so that tourists can have a clean getaway.
Normally, my dad drives a more luxurious car, but he's rented some model of Toyota since one of the tires on his car is blown out. My brother and I are sitting in the back and as he's fiddling with the buttons, my brother says,
"Hey, dad, where are the buttons for the heated seats?"
To which my father sharply replies, "They're in the Jaguar."
Dad: You kids ever had a donut from this place?
Us: No?
Dad says, "well I've got one right here for ya" and proceeds to playfully punch us in the arm while saying "hurts, don't it"?
Said everything Hertz
That Hertz.
