The Mandalorian came across Little Ms. Muffet having difficulty with her meal. He stopped to help, letting her know...

"These are the curds and this is the Whey."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/drwheatie
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Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?

The escapegoat.

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Letting you all know that I've volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials held here in Melbourne. I received my first shot at 9.00 am this morning

Itโ€™s completely safe with ะธo side effects whatsoeveั, and im currently feelshฮบฮน ฯ‡oฯoshฯŒ ั ั‡ัƒะฒัั‚ะฒัƒัŽ ัะตะฑั ะฝะตะผะฝะพะณะพ ัั‚ั€ะฐะฝะฝะพ ะธ ั ะดัƒะผะฐัŽ, ั‡ั‚ะพ ะฒั‹ั‚ะฐั‰ะธะป ะพัะปะธะฝั‹ะต ัƒัˆะธ.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/neo-1000
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Letting my inner 10 year old out.
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I went to the library during this pandemic only to see that they were at capacity and weren't letting other people in.

I guess you could say the library was fully booked

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrFabulousXD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18 2020
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Thank you for letting me know
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/prlmn
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After letting out a trumpet of a fart my toddler stopped, gasped and said, "did you just hear that elephant?"

She's going to be a great dad someday.

Edit: predicted text

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They arrested me for freeing the fish and letting them back into the ocean

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky tarians

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/metalslimesolid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11 2020
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"Hey Son, thanks for letting me borrow your car. By the way I got some water in the carburator." "Where's my car?"

"In the River!..."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dartis_X-UI
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My Dad asked for help with measuring but kept letting go of the other end of the tape measure

He was measuring my patience

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that robbed the library for every book they had? When questioned on how he did it he told authorities he basically talked the librarian into letting him. So i guess you could say he got a way with words.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ninjahands1
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A couple of years ago my friend told me I have a hard time letting go of the past

I'll never forget it

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21 2019
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I apologized to a door after accidentally letting it slam. I could've handled it better.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ARTexplains
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25 2016
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After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.

In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy duty.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KubosKube
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I recently started letting my mustache come in.

It's growing on me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JohnnyBIII
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23 2019
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Why arenโ€™t teachers letting their students out to see the solar eclipse today?

They donโ€™t want to hurt their pupils

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I've been letting my mustache fill out lately and I must say...

it's growing on me.

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My wife was letting her bread dough rest even though she forgot to add yeast.

I told her she was only postponing the unleavenable.

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๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08 2016
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Sure I regret letting my dick pics get out there on the internet...

...but I guess that's just my crotch to bare.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SchrodingersCatPics
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17 2017
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TIFU by letting my dog give birth to a litter of puppies

I have no clue when their next birthday will be...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_Brodhisattva
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 29 2016
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TIFU by letting my constipated dog poop a massive poop which didn't fit into my plastic bag.

So i got three bags and cut the poop into turds which fixed the problem.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tribalDemon
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They stopped letting felines roam free in the meat market at the grocery store...

Too many animal related injuries, they were too delicat

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My dad, after letting us all know he chose cremation when making end-of-life preparations

"I just want to go out with a smokin' hot body."

Good one, dad.

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