I admit itβs a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I'll admit, it was a half-baked idea
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.
Iβm a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
My friend refused to admit that he couldn't catch any African fish.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I must admit that I married your mum for her looks...
But not the oneβs sheβs been giving me lately
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I must admit my wife's cooking has really improved....
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Conserservatives don't like to admit this but
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︎ Aug 30 2020
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.
The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong...
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Gotta admit, this one got me.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
I'm absolutely terrible about leaving the toilet seat up, I admit.
But I probably shouldn't have married a blind woman and like to laugh so much.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
When I tried to admit new evidence to the trial, the judge threw a Granny Smith at me...
I then remembered it's an apple-late court.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Ok, I admit it. Iβm an unemployed leather worker.
Iβve got nothing to hide
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︎ May 11 2020
5/4 people will admit
That they are bad at fractions
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︎ May 26 2020
Five out of four people admit they're bad with
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︎ Jun 15 2020
It's tough to admit that I'm using too much weight on my bench press.
I'm having a hard time getting this off my chest.
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︎ May 06 2020
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
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︎ Mar 17 2018
I suspect my maid is stealing money from my drawer, but she wonβt admit to it.
I just want her to come clean.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Iβll admit, I was skeptical at first when I got the coupon for a complimentary crimson bunk...
But Iβve always wanted to give Red Bed Redemption a shot.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I will admit, despite a couple years sober
People that complain too much make me wanna chug whine bottles
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I admit I took a shot in the dark
Iran out of plausible deniability
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︎ Jan 12 2020
One thing you have to admit about Diana Ross...
She was a Supreme singer.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Why do people never admit to being just the right amount of whelmed?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Why do Egyptians never admit to anything?
Because theyβre in de-Nile
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︎ Oct 11 2019
I admit to everyone on here that I have a masterbation addiction
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︎ May 27 2019
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︎ May 17 2018
Iβm horrified to admit I donβt have any corny jokes today.
If you have one though, Iβm all ears.
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︎ Mar 12 2019
I returned from vacation sporting a full face beard. My students all tell me I look like Thor. I admit I was expecting a more Loki response.
I guess you could say I never Thor it coming.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
My friend still refuses to admit his house is in an egyptian river!
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︎ Aug 26 2019
You have to admit the most inclusive horticulture is bonsai
cause it's anti-bigger-tree
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︎ Aug 11 2019
It's sad when people can't admit their faults.
I totally would if I had any.
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Hey, Iβve got to admit something to you guys. I used to be addicted to soap...
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︎ Sep 12 2018
It takes a big man to admit his mistakes
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
OK. I admit it. Iβm an unemployed leather worker.
Iβve got nothing to hide.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
It takes a big man to admit his mistake.
But it takes a bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
5/4 of people admit that theyβre bad with fractions.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong.
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut!
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︎ Oct 24 2019
It takes a big man to admit when they're wrong...
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
5/4 people admit they arenβt good with fractions
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︎ Apr 30 2019
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
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︎ Mar 26 2018
I must admit - I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
5/4 of people admit to being bad at fractions.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
5 out of 4 people admit
They're bad with fractions
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︎ May 22 2019
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
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︎ Jul 18 2018
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