I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x000b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I'll admit, it was a half-baked idea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.

I’m a faux pa.

Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.

I feel like a father figure now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My friend refused to admit that he couldn't catch any African fish.

He was in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I must admit that I married your mum for her looks...

But not the one’s she’s been giving me lately

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I must admit my wife's cooking has really improved....

That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...

... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Conserservatives don't like to admit this but

Ξ”E=m*cΒ²

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IrshamWindborn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.

Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.

The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong...

But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frazer_ives
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Gotta admit, this one got me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Joshie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I'm absolutely terrible about leaving the toilet seat up, I admit.

But I probably shouldn't have married a blind woman and like to laugh so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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When I tried to admit new evidence to the trial, the judge threw a Granny Smith at me...

I then remembered it's an apple-late court.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.

I’ve got nothing to hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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5/4 people will admit

That they are bad at fractions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Five out of four people admit they're bad with

fractions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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It's tough to admit that I'm using too much weight on my bench press.

I'm having a hard time getting this off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.

I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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I suspect my maid is stealing money from my drawer, but she won’t admit to it.

I just want her to come clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I’ll admit, I was skeptical at first when I got the coupon for a complimentary crimson bunk...

But I’ve always wanted to give Red Bed Redemption a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditaccount314
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I will admit, despite a couple years sober

People that complain too much make me wanna chug whine bottles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I admit I took a shot in the dark

Iran out of plausible deniability

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesus4KingChrist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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One thing you have to admit about Diana Ross...

She was a Supreme singer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why do people never admit to being just the right amount of whelmed?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Why do Egyptians never admit to anything?

Because they’re in de-Nile

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I admit to everyone on here that I have a masterbation addiction

It’s cumpulsive

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I admit, I laughed. imgur.com/SmDuteb
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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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I’m horrified to admit I don’t have any corny jokes today.

If you have one though, I’m all ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnnoyingAzathoth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I returned from vacation sporting a full face beard. My students all tell me I look like Thor. I admit I was expecting a more Loki response.

I guess you could say I never Thor it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondLlama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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My friend still refuses to admit his house is in an egyptian river!

He is living in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karlal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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You have to admit the most inclusive horticulture is bonsai

cause it's anti-bigger-tree

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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It's sad when people can't admit their faults.

I totally would if I had any.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Hey, I’ve got to admit something to you guys. I used to be addicted to soap...

But I’m clean now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamebird8000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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It takes a big man to admit his mistakes

But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koality1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.

I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.

I’ve got nothing to hide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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It takes a big man to admit his mistake.

But it takes a bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/veryoldhippy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong.

But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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It takes a big man to admit when they're wrong...

But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gazhole
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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5/4 people admit they aren’t good with fractions
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.

I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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I must admit - I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.

I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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5/4 of people admit to being bad at fractions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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5 out of 4 people admit

They're bad with fractions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zepyhir
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.

I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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