I admit it’s a repost, but this pun is just a sin... Please let me know if you get it!!!
I'll admit, it was a half-baked idea
I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
I must admit that I married your mum for her looks...
But not the one’s she’s been giving me lately
I must admit my wife's cooking has really improved....
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.
The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.
I'm absolutely terrible about leaving the toilet seat up, I admit.
But I probably shouldn't have married a blind woman and like to laugh so much.
Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
When I tried to admit new evidence to the trial, the judge threw a Granny Smith at me...
I then remembered it's an apple-late court.
It's tough to admit that I'm using too much weight on my bench press.
I'm having a hard time getting this off my chest.
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
I suspect my maid is stealing money from my drawer, but she won’t admit to it.
I just want her to come clean.
I’ll admit, I was skeptical at first when I got the coupon for a complimentary crimson bunk...
But I’ve always wanted to give Red Bed Redemption a shot.
I will admit, despite a couple years sober
People that complain too much make me wanna chug whine bottles
I admit I took a shot in the dark
Iran out of plausible deniability
I admit to everyone on here that I have a masterbation addiction
I returned from vacation sporting a full face beard. My students all tell me I look like Thor. I admit I was expecting a more Loki response.
I guess you could say I never Thor it coming.
I’m horrified to admit I don’t have any corny jokes today.
If you have one though, I’m all ears.
Hey, I’ve got to admit something to you guys. I used to be addicted to soap...
I've been studying comedy for years under a Japanese master of humor. I have to admit...
I've got a great sensei of humor.
I hate to admit, I like about 40 % of shitty_car_mods.
Am I just a normal minority?
I am ashamed to admit the following occurred during project management training today:
We had begun a section on 'change management', and to prove his point, the facilitator challenged us to try to name one thing that does not involve change.
I proudly shouted out "A CREDIT CARD!"
He looks at me and asks, "A... credit card?"
I reply, "Yes. There is no change when paying with a credit card..."
She had to admit that I was right.
I was talking with my wife about making lunch for our daughter. My daughter has had a few issues with constipation so we have been trying to get her to eat prunes. I put some in her lunch and told my wife. She said "Oh she never eats them when they are in her lunch. You have to put them in front of her."
I said "Well, usually, but she eats them sometimes. But I agree, it's a crapshoot."
I admit defeat to her dadjoke skills
We decided to give beer necklaces to my friends who are graduating, when she said,
"We can write, 'BUD, you're WEISER'". I could do nothing but admit defeat and give her the dadjoke crown...for now.
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
OK. I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
I must admit - I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is. I stand corrected.
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