I’ve posted this before but you guys didn’t recognize the brilliance of it so I’m posting it again because fuck you that’s why
I went to a zoo once and all it had were dogs, I saw this breed I didn’t recognize.
Then I realized, it was a shit zoo
How do you recognize a barbarian?
I can't tell, it's all Greek to me.
Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbor recognize him?
Because he’s been living under a rock.
How do other Green Lanterns recognize each other?
They all have a familiar ring to them.
I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.
Well I guess this is growing up.
Why did the Tesla car AI get confused when trying to recognize a picture of Teddy Roosevelt?
It thought Theodore was a jar.
When my mum became a vegan, I couldn't recognize her
It's like I've never seen Her-bivore
A woman woke up from breast augmentation surgery and didn’t recognize herself anymore...
she was having a real identitty crisis
How do you recognize a nerdy mermaid?
She wears an algaebra.
I didn't recognize Paul Bettany as the villain in the the new Solo Start Wars movie.
I guess my Vision's going bad.
I have a missed call from earlier today - it was a number I don’t recognize and my phone says it’s from “Egypt”.”
I wonder if it was someone calling from one of those “pyramid schemes.”
Why is it so hard to recognize pilots?
Because they're in da skies.
I went into a crypt but couldn't recognize the bodies
I guess they were encrypted.
What do you call a sailboat you don’t recognize at your regatta?
A catamarando.
I flew home for Christmas and decided to bring back a global domination-themed board game. I recognize that it could have been dangerous to bring that game on the plane...
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
