The highlighting is meant for those who don't appreciate puns I'm sure, I saw it right away
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I was trying to get my wife to appreciate puns as much as me. I tried everything I could come up with and she didn't even crack a smile! So I googled the top 10 puns of all time. I read every single one to her trying to get her to laugh
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︎ Nov 23 2018
My husband has gradually grown to tolerate and even appreciate puns. Today he made me proud.
He made a pun in the shower, we giggled, and I noted how he's gone from hating puns to making his own. I called him my "young Padawan" and he responded, "You mean, Pun-awan?" It was seemless. I lost my shit. Just wanted to share with you guys :)
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︎ Mar 27 2016
If you can't appreciate this, please furgive me
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︎ Mar 12 2021
My mam used to say you don't appreciate something enough till it's gone
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︎ May 17 2021
Appreciate your dads
Idk Iβd this is allowed, but thank you to all the dads and moms and parents who make life a little brighter. Even if your kid looks embarrassed or annoyed, I bet their mouths got the hint of a smile :). Me and my dad have had a rocky relationship, but he pulled a cheesy dad joke the other day and I couldnβt help but chuckle. Donβt give up! Keep cracking jokes!
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︎ Jun 07 2021
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate ...
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︎ May 06 2021
not everyone can appreciate its simplicity
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
You need to let that mango.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I think my dad's getting sick of the Bernie memes. He also did not appreciate my response.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesnβt just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon.
reddit.com/gallery/lgzbtq
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︎ Feb 10 2021
/r/puns appreciates it.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
My water heater is very unpleasant to work with and never appreciates me.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Time to appreciate him
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Believe it or not, my wife appreciates my input when we go shopping for decorations...
...the one thing I actually look forward to when we go to Hobby Lobby is the moment we're walking through the store, I try to keep a perfectly straight face and act like I have a genuine interest in something on the shelf, I reach up and I say something like, "Oh, look at this nice little Stool sample!"
(Not really a joke, but a true dad joke recurring scenario of mine)
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I told my local garbage man how much I appreciate him.
I said I would be a mess without him.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
If she doesnβt appreciate your puns sheβs not worth it
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︎ Jul 25 2020
My ex didn't appreciate my sense of humour
She wanted me to quit making so many jokes. She thought it would de-pun our relationship
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I really appreciate couples that divide their feces equally with each other.
They really halve their shit together
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︎ Sep 06 2020
My sister doesnβt appreciate my pun.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Somebody please appreciate this [OC]
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Had a really tough day today. I figured you would appreciate that my wife suggested I peruse r/dad jokes while she drew me a relaxing bath.
I asked her if it was going to be full color or just a sketch.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did
I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
The mods at r/wholesummemes did not appreciate this.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
As a spanish speaking dude I really appreciate when people approach me and say "mucho".
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︎ Apr 05 2020
I didn't appreciate reincarnation until I got hit by that truck...
And woke up feeling like a whole new man
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︎ Jul 21 2020
For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.
The other day? That's a firs day.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Do you people appreciate my coy fish
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︎ Mar 05 2020
My friend didnβt appreciate it, but I hope that you guys will
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︎ Jan 01 2019
As a Mexican I appreciate a bilingual pun...
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Thought you'd appreciate my dadjoke marriage proposal
Back when i got engaged in 2009, my now-wife and i went for a picnic. I had the engagement ring wrapped in tinfoil in the picnic bag.
When we were done eating, i took it out but didn't unwrap it, and then i sneakily dialed her cell number. This was a bit we would do every now and then (call each other in the same room) so it wasn't that unusual.
She picks up the phone and says, "oh hello, why are you calling?"
To which i respond,
"Oh i just felt like...
[Unwraps tinfoil]
Giving you a ring"
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︎ Mar 03 2017
They didn't appreciate it but I know you guys will.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
Can we appreciate this?
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Hope you all will appreciate this.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
So i posted this OC in r/jokes a while ago and it only got 2 upvotes. Hoping you intellectuals will appreciate it more ....... Why do environmentalists iron their clothes?
To decrease the materials being used.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Now are children are older, I get to appreciate my wife, a Fun, Attentive, Tender, Caring Old Woman
Sadly, she just focuses on acronyms though
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Lets see who appreciates a good pun better, r/funny or r/puns
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Thought you might appreciate this more than r/hmmm did
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︎ Dec 10 2018
My husband doesn't appreciate the name for our new car.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Happy Halloween! Thought you guys might appreciate this
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Ladies, if he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes....
....you need to let that mango.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Ladies, if he canβt appreciate your fruit jokes,
you need to let that mango...
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Ladies, if he canβt appreciate your fruit jokes, you need...
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
...you need to let that mango.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
...you need to let that mango
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︎ Jan 15 2019
If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes
You need to let that mango
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︎ May 15 2020
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