Animals should be treated kindness, respect and....

... a little bit of salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
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I respect anyone and everyone...

Who doesn’t touch the thermostat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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Who respect actors the most?

Backstage crew. Always giving props to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhilashmurthy
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People will respect you personal opinion more if you pronounce it poissonal opinion

It sound more ofishal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jethvader
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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I respect the people who are able to sit and stay at home during these times.

They are my idles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Why don’t Captain America and Dr. Strange respect each other?

Because there’s no honor amongst Steves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheXMarkSpot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Treet plants with respect,

Or leaf them alone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WoozyDragon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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We got pulled over and the cop wanted to know if my dad knew why. "With all due respect sir," my dad replied...

"If you forgot, I'm not going to remind you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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A good way to respect the dead

is to not fall asleep at a wake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

A lot of people take them for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Respect
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonlanderson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts

They have a lot of spirit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonotoneYay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I've always had a lot of respect for people who work in sewers.....

.....I mean, the shit they have to go through

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Respect the classics, man.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doFloridaRight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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AF stands for Absolute Respect.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/defucktive_potato
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Respects to Mr. Agen
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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My father deserves to be tree-ted with respect. old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idkflycasual
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why does everyone admire and respect their feet?

Because feet are legends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viserys8769
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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Major respect to my foot

It’s a leg-end

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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You should respect your teeth, they have fillings too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haydstradamus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Toilets don’t get the respect they deserve

They have to deal with so much of crap every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zortor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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My favourite chicken is called "Respect & Admiration Chicken".

I cook it in esteemer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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You should respect swiss cheese

Because it's holey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaFish63
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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I really respect the folks who make and source small items for movies.

Props to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSpaceCowboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2017
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I'll always respect those who donate testicles.

It really does take balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevenantCommunity
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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Why doesn't anyone respect the cow's opinion?

Because their point is moo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raskulous
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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It's all about mutual respect.

My brother was talking about planting new plants at his house.

Him: I just want ones that don't leaf.

Me: Maybe if you treated your plants better they wouldn't leaf.

Blank stare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TidalDave
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2014
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